With Every Broken Bone, I Swear I Lived.

Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.

[basiliskfree]

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

[carbisari]

big comfy piles of pillows

[basiliskfree]

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

[carbisari]

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

[noivern]

they use human chairs but really badly

[rareandradiant-maiden]

same

[citrus-adventures]

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

[basiliskfree]

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

[noivern]

it’s not polite!

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

[daedricsheep]

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

[daedricsheep]

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

[dateadragonsuggestion]

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

[hornyreptiles]

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

[lemonlime]

communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it

[joshsundquist]

My conversations with children

[marauders4evr]

Okay as a fifth year education major in a wheelchair who is constantly around very curious kids and very paranoid parents, this is single-handedly the greatest video I have ever seen!

[daggers-drawn]

A gentle reminder that accepting disabled people doesn’t mean ignoring their disabilities.

[scloutier]

“That happens sometimes.”

[sushigirlfriend]

banner hung on the statue of liberty this afternoon by activists

[farewelltoliz]

Trevor Project 866-488-7386 Trans Lifeline 877-565-8860 National Suicide Prevention Hotline [phone] #ProtectTransKids #ProtectTransYouth Help them stay safe, brave, and make them feel like the beautiful beings they are.

[staff]

We support trans youth and are dedicated to maintaining a place for you to exist safely and with confidence—especially when some are dedicated to making it as difficult as possible.

You are valid, your identity is valid, your rights are not anyone’s to take away. You deserve to be treated with dignity and respect. We’re proud of you and will always fight for you.

[delicatelyhaunted]

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

[writing-prompt-s]

A knight in shining armor outsmarts the dragon and climbs to the highest tower, only the princess locked away at the top of the tower is… a lesbian.

[hraap-deactivated20180821]

“Oh thank god,” Thomas says, laying his helmet down. “Because I kept thinking on the climb up here that this was going to be a really awkward first meeting, and its stupid to expect you to fall in love with me just because I saved you.”

Lucinda gives him a surprised look. “You’re rather weird. Usually I get guys that demand I fall in love with them because they ‘saved’ me. Which by the way, you didn’t actually do.” She jabs a thumb towards the direction of the dragon. “She’s trained. I tell her to keep assholes away from me, but if I tell her to let you in, she won’t do anything to you.”

“Oh.” Well now he feels a bit better. “But um, the whole lesbian thing? I uh… god this is going to sound weird, but would you consider dating my sister if I brought her to you?”

Lucinda blinks, opens her mouth, and then shuts it. She finally settles on, “Is your sister cute?”

“Um, I don’t know? I mean to me she is, because she’s my sister. But um.”

“Describe her.”

“Red hair, freckles, five foot… two, I think? Likes to make dresses and pretty headdresses out of flowers, her favorite activity is scrapbooking. She’s nineteen and looking for a nice girl to settle down with.”

Lucinda admits, she sounds tempting. “Fine, I’ll meet her. But why are you acting as the go-between for your sister’s love life, exactly?”

Thomas grimaces. “Dad wants to marry her off, and she’s… kind of a lesbian too. Except dad thinks if he throws her at the right dick, she’ll suddenly want that, so… yeah.”

Lucinda cackles.  “Oh my god, you climbed a tower to wingman for your sister?”

“Um, yes?”

She stands, brushes her dress off. “I like you. Show me this cute little sister of yours. We’ll take the dragon - let’s see what that old man of yours thinks when a stolen princess shows up riding a dragon wanting to marry his daughter.”

“I think he’ll have a heart attack.”

“Even better. Now let’s move. Pudding, come!”

“You named your dragon Pudding?”

[nezclaw]

“He named himself Pudding.”

[damnitrj]

This took a series of unexpected but delightful turns.

[mmmcookies22-blog]

we can never really move on

the difference between our fandom and others is that we will not fully and completely move on because there are 800 songs of every genre and decade out there that glee has covered and we are bound to hear a song every day and it will remind us of the characters that sang it and remember the storyline from the song. Don’t Stop, Faithfully, Teenage Dream, Valerie, the memories will flood back every time, leaving us looking something like this

[ready-to-be-strong-deactivated2]

I kind of want to see a story about an elf; tall, beautiful, clumsy as fuck, and an industrial worker who can’t do archery to save themselves and swears all the time.

And I kind of want to see a story about a dwarf; short, robust, hairy, elegant, sweet, very refined and a lover of poetry who’s never said a rude word in their life.

I just think it would be an interesting change of pace.

[nbhawke]

they’re girlfriends

[ayellowbirds]

they’re super fucking cute and i need more of this.

[heartbreakclubs]

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[bitchycode]

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

[vaporize-employers]

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

[amber-washs-sister-deactivated2]

King David definitely was into Jonathan

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

I really love, love.

[hummel-berry]

You cannot overstate, I don’t think, the impact of a show like Glee has on a generation.

[you-know-i-am-so-lonely]

— I was holding his leg under the table the whole time, Dianna [Agron] and I both were, and we said ‘When you win, we’re going to kiss you on the cheek,’ and he said, ‘You better go over to Modern Family’s table to kiss Eric Stonestreet.’ He honestly had no expectations, so when he won, he was just sitting there, and I literally had to pick him up like, ‘Baby, you got to go!’ 

- Ashley Fink on Chris’ winning moment

[romanceallovertheplace-deactiva]

Still one of my favorite things on Earth.

[hardcoreholmie-deactivated20170]

To all my Jewish followers here

Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish followers out there and also Shabbat shalom! May you spend the holidays well with the people you love the most!

[readingontheroof]

Snape (snail tape)

[hugglez4eva]

this is not what I pictured Snape looking like when I read the books

[thatfeministjewishgirl]

Imagine this with Neville’s Grandmother’s clothing on