now im citrovenus

no longer posting here

[y-and-k]

[daddyallan-deactivated20180906]

THANK YOU

[nitewrighter]

I love spiderbyte. The way they just…. *clenches fist* bite spiders.

[nitewrighter]

Stuff to consider:

Widowmaker and Sombra standing all dramatically on a rooftop when suddenly the wind shifts and Sombra gets smacked in the face by Widowmaker’s ponytail

Sombra waking up in the middle of the night drowning in her girlfriend’s hair.

Widowmaker straddling her girlfriend all seductive-like when her hair falls over her shoulder and suddenly Sombra’s going ‘PFFBBLT’ because so much hair.

[gaymermutual-deactivated-deacti]

*sees any spiderbyte art*

[klapollo]

at the mall

akande: any of you want a cinnamon roll. a pretzel. something.

gabe:

amelie:

akande: so we’re just gonna stand in hot topic all day huh

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[talltorbjorn-blog]

Found this gem a week ago!

[akumanorobin]

VinnyLaugh.mp4

[nocontextvinesauce]

vinny fucking dies

[ask-me-about-loom]

he sounds like he’s physically receding into his body

[effyeffa]

when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

[allovera]

When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about

[effyeffa]

ok mood

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[broadwayz-deactivated20171002]

Do they ever say that Wall-e is a boy and Eve is a girl or did we all just get sucked into the void of heteronormativity

[eggjail]

wall-e is my gay garbage daughter and eve is her electro-butch girlfriend

[skarchomp]

[quibbs]

just so you know

[quibbs]

my own brother just walked up to me and told me my own joke and then tried to pass it off as his own without realizing that i was the one who made it fj;sldfkjdfo

[s1nk-or-s4il]

More Spiderbyte please.

[thingssombrasays]

HAVE you ever hacked a vibrator..?

WELL YEA I AM A HACKER

[gayplanets]

[sourbons]

* chokes mid-way through a sob* OH MY FUCKING GOD WILL THERE BE ANYTHING MORE ICONIC THAN THIS.