ShipsInTheKnight

she/her | gay | 22 | united states

[vesface]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Better see y'all reblogging this

[theichabbieclub]

Damn right !

[bob-belcher]

[purehoneyblossom]

Shout out to all the people who are still social distancing and wearing masks. Thank you for still taking this pandemic seriously and understanding how an illness can spread from person to person. I pray that the universe provides you with an infinite amount of abundance. 

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Think about why you love your friends. What comes to mind first? It probably isn't things like "I love how they have a job" or "I love how they get good grades." Instead you might be thinking about their compassion, their sense of humor, their perspective, their passion, their values, their mindset/attitude or their intelligence. So don't let yourself or anyone else reduce your worth to your productivity alone. We're all far more than that!

[langblrwhy]

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[wadey-wilson]

waking up in 2020 be like. gotta check what catastrophes, riots and natural disasters i have missed during my 5h sleep

[theocseason4]

Scream

[judgingyourgrammar]

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

[feenyxblue]

Okay, but also: the walls are there for a reason.

In particular, the kitchen walls are there so that you can leave the kitchen messy when entertaining guests or having a meal (to the point that some open floor concept homes have a second, secret kitchen called a mess kitchen). The walls of the kitchen confine smells to the kitchen area, so your sofa doesn’t smell of bacon. Mess spreads from room to room.

Noise too, travels in an open floor concept. You’re confined to a bedroom or outside to make phone calls, listen to podcasts, etc. etc. without disturbing the rest of the household. The minute someone needs to cook? The entire house becomes unusable.

Open floor concepts have higher heating (cuz drafty) and cooling (kitchen) costs. They also require ALL of your decor to match if that’s a thing that’s important to you.

The noise and mess spreading in particular seem to me they could exacerbate marital problems. Do they need counseling? Oh yeah. Does the house make for a less hospitable home, that puts stress on a marriage? Yes.

[captainlordauditor]

my GOD does sound carry in an open floor plan.

The only doors in my house are the ones to bedrooms, bathrooms, closets. And when I’m in my first floor bedroom, even with the door closed, I can hear everything that goes on in the living room and kitchen, and half of what goes on in the dining room. I hate it.

[unpretty]

the absolute funniest revelation in this article is that open floor plans took off because of home renovation shows, and the reason every home renovation show did an open floor plan is because they thought smashing walls down with sledgehammers would appeal to male viewers. that’s it. that’s the only reason.

[bakwaaas]

rise your hand if you’re a high achieving procrastinator with imposter syndrome and anxiety who does everything last minute and is a disorganised mess but somehow still manages to succeed

[whoisnj-deactivated20250601]

Aaaaand also is a perfectionist

[gilby4short]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[dogboytits]

They really said “sorry”

[hyokoh-archive-blog]

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

[sekai-no-koi]

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

[teaboot]

Fashion designer here! Fashion is completely made up. It’s major social function is to highlight class division and express allegiance to various subcultures. Wear whatever the hell you want as often as you can, and donate to ethical resale outlets

[shieldfoss]

[samueldays]

[shieldfoss]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.

[aliheyoli-deactivated20220910]

I saw this on Twitter but you didn’t include the best part

[froborr]

fuck

you’re right, he IS

[booksandothersecrets]

honestly give me a thunderstorm, a gothic castle, some candles, a mesmerising ball gown, a tragic love letter stained with tears and a knife strapped to my thigh, and i will be completely content for the next century or so

[xandeyn]

Statue at my uni...

[antique-scarecrow]

few decades from now history books r gonna be talking about what the 2020 pandemic was like for the people who lived through it, and i’m gonna have to publish essays explaining that social media memes were fundamental to the experience

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done