Jack of all trades: Master of none

Writer | Folklorist | Potato | They/Them Mason 20' BFA Creating Writing/Folklore Minor. Mostly a writing/inspo blog but also something of a personal blog.

[blackbearmagic]

[vaguelysleepy]

as much as I hate the term “tumblr veteran,” I am one, so I made a uquiz about it. let me assign you an OTP. I’m so sorry.

[vaguelysleepy]

i’m enjoying going through the tags and following the funniest people

[borrelia]

Okay I’m actually curious now so i made a uquiz to test how well you can recognize car logos

https://uquiz.com/JJZ9bg

It gets harder as you go but hopefully there’s fun to be had in the frustration :)

[borrelia]

So far I have learned:

People who get one of the first two wrong are lucky to get 50%

There’s a few people missing the last few questions bc they aren’t sure what a make is (it’s the brand of car. car names are listed Make and Model) or they think I want them to write a model under the make

Please Please Please I Told You What The Right Answer Is For The Nissan Question I Want You To Get It Right…

[quixoticanarchy]

The strange curse of being a geography major and seeing commentary about “shipping” on this site only to realize it has nothing to do with containerization and the transformation of the global supply chain…

[quixoticanarchy]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PLEASED I AM THAT WE’RE ALL NOW TALKING ABOUT CONTAINER SHIPS 

[swan2swan]

All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck. 

LOOK AT THIS. 

Because, yes, if that picture doesn’t clue you into just HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM THIS IS…

ALL OF THIS

Just look at this disaster.

[sainamoonshine]

oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY

[swan2swan]

Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:

[tramampoline]

excavator tries to help

[littlemisspipebomb]

I feel a need to give some context here. This isn’t some just blocking off a random port in some region of whatever country.

THIS FUCKER IS STOPPING A LOT OF SHIT some days you may fuck up bad. But you never fuck up this bad.

[afragileline]

Tonight (March 17 2021) in Atlanta, at least eight workers are dead after a series of targeted shootings in massage spas. The shooting is the latest in escalating Anti-Asian hate crimes, which have increased nearly 150% over the past year alone.

Below are a few links to organizations to consider supporting, all of whom are fighting for the rights of AAPI, as always feel free to add on any (credible) links or updates:

Gofundme for the AAPI Community Fund

Stop AAPI Hate

Asian Americans Advancing Justice

Red Canary Song

[afragileline]

Here is a Twitter thread with a more extensive list of orgs to support!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[carpenoctemzine]

Hello Vampires, Vampire lovers, and unsuspecting strangers who wandered into this dark alley! At long last we are announcing our full contributor list for Carpe Noctem: Vampires Through the Ages! We have a very talented group of contributors onboard, and we’re excited to see it all come together.

The main zine will feature writing, art, and poetry spanning human/vampiric history from the Stone Ages all the way to the early 2000s. Our Merch Artists are responsible for creating pins, stickers, keychains, prints, and more to accompany the zine. Finally, our 18+ Booklet, “Fine Dining,” will be available as an add-on for all your sexy vampire needs.

Individual spotlights will be coming over the course of our creation period, but for now you can follow the links below and see their wonderful work for yourselves!

-Carpe Noctem Mods  🧛‍♀️

Guests:

A. J. Ramsey: Twitter | Tumblr | Website

Beidak: Twitter | Instagram

Chelsea: Twitter | Instagram | Website

Mallaidh Anne: Tumblr | Instagram

Nadine Lawton: Twitter | Tumblr | Website

Main Zine Artists:

Aisling: Tumblr | Instagram | Website

Alice: Twitter | Instagram 

Apollo Avery (apollinares): Twitter | Instagram | Website

Carissa: Twitter 

Clara M.: Twitter | Tumblr | Instagram

Corpsecrow: Twitter | Instagram

Del Borovic: Twitter | Tumblr | Website

Dol Ay: Twitter 

Eleheba : Twitter | Instagram

Emory Kjelsberg: Twitter | Website

Endrae: Twitter | Tumblr | Instagram

Gabrielle Kari: Twitter | Tumblr | Instagram

Gaelen Elliott: Twitter | Instagram | Website

Ghoustea: Twitter | Instagram

HY Leng: Twitter | Instagram | Website

Knack Whittle: Twitter | Instagram | Website

LeSoldatMort: Twitter | Instagram | Artstation

Luis Correa: Twitter | Instagram | Website

Mar: Twitter | Instagram 

Marcel: Twitter | Website

Maria Ku (grrrenadine): Tumblr | Instagram | Website

Melissa Eder: Instagram

Mossling: Twitter | DeviantArt | Website

Natalia Lopes: Instagram | Website

NIL: Twitter | Instagram | Website

paperbrain: Tumblr | Instagram | Website

Sadie Lappin: Tumblr | Instagram | Website

Shaiylo: Twitter | Tumblr | Website

Sierra Barnes: Twitter | Instagram | Website

soosdubus: Twitter | Tumblr | Website

Teradiam: Twitter | Instagram | Artstation

XXXenia: Twitter | Artstation

Main Zine Writers:

Caroline Ryan: Twitter

Cross: Twitter | Tumblr | Website

Ersatz: Twitter | Instagram | Website

eskandarrohani: Twitter | Tumblr | AO3

Florence V: Tumblr

Hanna A. Nirav: Twitter | Website

Ilinca Barbacuta: Twitter | Website

Kathryn Hemmann: Twitter | Instagram | Website

Kris Wise: Twitter 

Library of Gage: Tumblr | AO3

Nick: Tumblr | AO3

synthpoppy: Twitter | AO3

T.H. Vásquez:  Tumblr | AO3

theultimateburrito: AO3

Vincent Pritchard: YouTube | Website

Main Zine Poets:

Archita Mittra: Twitter | Website

Charlie Bean: Tumblr | Instagram | Website

Corrin McCullough: Twitter | Tumblr 

Gild Rose: Twitter | Instagram

S. Tennant: Instagram | AO3

Tamara Jerée: Twitter | Website

Thea Nikolova: Twitter | Instagram

Merch Artists:

Alina: Tumblr | Instagram

Briku: Twitter

Chuang Wang: Tumblr | Etsy | Website

EliTanDark: Twitter | Instagram | DeviantArt

Hound: Tumblr 

Klimtsonian: Twitter | Tumblr | Instagram

Marlo Musa: Tumblr | Instagram | Website

Miles Jonathan: Twitter | Tumblr | Instagram

Nicole Alt Delete: Twitter | Instagram | Website

rosefinchie: Twitter | Instagram

saz: Twitter | Instagram

S. Tennant: Instagram | Website

tsuyuus: Twitter

Fine Dining Artists (Links may contain 18+ material):

Charleimu: Twitter | Instagram | Website

Crayola_hell: Twitter | Instagram

Decas: Twitter | Twitter (SFW) | Artstation

Eb Ball: Twitter | Instagram | Website

Mossling: Twitter | DeviantArt | Website

Paige Hender: Twitter | Instagram

Starmoths: Twitter 

Strange: Twitter | Tumblr | Instagram | Website

The Druid (M. McGee): Twitter | Instagram | Website

Fine Dining Writers & Poets (Links may contain 18+ material):

eskandarrohani: Twitter | Tumblr | AO3

Maria Helena: Twitter | Tumblr | Instagram

Pasiphae Dreams: Twitter | Tumblr | Website

Petrachord: Twitter | Tumblr | AO3

Victor Hannibal: Twitter | Website

WillfulAbyss: Tumblr

F A Q  ☽  M O D S  ☆  T W I T T E R  ☾  A S K

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[miniangel]

mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

[writegowrite]

Lolololol: A Deep Dive into the Human Brain

[mokunpi-deactivated20220801]

That's understandable: A Slice of American Life

[charlieism]

I don't have Apple maybe that's why: Unpacking the Truth

[xelbleedsglitter]

Just Basic assurance that we're not constantly under alien invasion: A New Theory of Relativity

[shiftythrifting]

Shoes for a true crime buff or a local serial killer…

Found in Gastonia, NC

[left-reminders]

[katealot]

when your attorney is ace idk i’ve never played the game

[mournfulroses]

George Seferis, tr. by Edmund Keeley, from Collected Poems; “Stratis Thalassinos Among the Agapanthi,”

[werelivingarts-deactivated20230]

new year special: unpotato self-care package

Last post for New Year Special! Through this series, I hope that we can all overcome our insecurities and take care of ourselves more during the next year! 💙 Self-care is not selfish, and you cannot spread the positivity to others when you are insecure about their performance. ❤️

[burtoo]

Self portraits in abandoned houses - Brendon Burton

[ivydean]

https://uquiz.com/cnUOOv

hi ! this literally took so long to make and probably isn't super accurate but here u go !! also, “girl” in this quiz is totally gender neut

ok guys i made a quiz to determine which spn character you’re coded as, and which character ur a fan of !!! let me know if its accurate at all bc this is the first time ive tried making one of these and i was very confused.