Human Trash 😘

(^^♪ Gay boy waching gay shit (^^♪

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Glaubst du die Koalition weiß, dass sie Friedrich einfach ersetzen können? Wissen unsere Bundespolitiker vom Artikel 67 des Grundgesetzes?

Die CDU hat ihn ja nur Kanzlerin werden lassen wegen seines jahrelangen Psychoterrors. Vielleicht haben sie jetzt zu viel Angst davor, dass er komplett abdreht, wenn sie ihn absetzen.

Wer auch immer sein Nachfolger wird - eines nachts kommt sie/er nach hause und da lauert Fritz in Dunkeln, American Psycho Style -

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ein Gespenst geht um auf den Fluren des Bundestags

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[disabled-dippy]

My Disability Studies professor said something that I think was very good and explains a lot about professional attitudes toward people with disabilities. This is what she said:

“We [people with disabilities] are the last thing on the HR discrimination list. Companies always list things like, ‘we eliminate discrimination on the basis of gender, race, religion, nationality, identity… oh, and disability.’ It’s just tacked on at the end. The others are mostly about being nice, respectful, and treating people equally. Not discriminating against people with disabilities is more complicated. You need to change your environment, code, the way you design things. You actually need to make changes, and most companies do not want to do that.”

I thought this was a really good insight. We’re often thought about last, if we’re thought about at all. Accommodating us takes effort and a lot of people just don’t want to make the effort.

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Isaac Newton called his theories "Laws" because of his background as a lawyer. He advocated strict punishments for those who broke his laws, and tried to enforce the law of gravity by kidnapping the inventor of the hot air balloon.

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

the cats be like

[wishem]

i used to think sheep was exclusively plural, and the singular form was a shep because of the word shepherd.

[wishem]

feudal huh...?? what?

ok, welcome aboard. first order of business, destroy France

[pukicho]

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

[pukicho]

They probably looked at the wagon wheel and thought to themselves "yeah this is pretty bad"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[paulgadzikowski]

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

[incisedwound]

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[elamarth-calmagol]

It got funnier

[lmtyl]

This is how cats domesticated themselves

[weonsinnombre]

[shieldfoss]

oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior

There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be

[chilewithcarnage]

this is so sexy

[luckyladylily]

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

[roach-works]

it’s what he would have wanted

[catchyvideos]

OP psychwardchlo on TikTok ♡

[russsiawave]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.