Alice

Its been a while. If lost, find me in a coffee shop

[shit-faced-unicorn]

can someone direct me towards gay villanelle pages

[shit-faced-unicorn]

my obsession with bechloe is coming to the surface. this is both amazing and terrifying 

[helenisadoorable]

can't get enough

[murdershegoat]

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

[twilightisgaynow]

[30-minute-memes]

As an ex fetus, I agree

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[ratzenbeco]

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[middleschoolhumor]

outta all the things to become controversial in my lifetime i feel like vaccination is both the dumbest and most unexpected one???

[middleschoolhumor]

it was like. we solved a real BIG problem and managed to prevent a lot of folks from getting sick or even dying and then some schmuck (who by the way, literally got his medical license taken away for the Shit he pulled) was like “uhhhhh actually no. this is bad actually” with NO evidence and people listened????? what the hell

[stammsternenstaub]

Worse, it was evidence he literally fabricated for his own financial gain by performing painful and intrusive experiments on unsedated disabled children without their consent! Hence both the license revocation, and the full revocation of his paper in 2010! This is all trivially easy to look up, read about and verify! And yet, as many as 1 in 4 parents in the US still believe that vaccines cause autism and that therefore they should be avoided because apparently having an autistic child is worse than having a dead one. What the fuck is happening

[note-a-bear]

It’s the ableism

[sadegg]

no offense but why are men not self aware at all 

[mszamil-deactivated20220204]

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

[onscreenkisses]

A Simple Favor, dir. Paul Feig (2018)

requested by anon

[r-e-c-o-g-n-i-z-e-r]

A Simple Favor  (2018)

[scenticons]

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[kadtherine]

Love isn’t about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It’s just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way.  And sometimes, you’re unlucky. But one day, you’re gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are.

[deafwestnewsies]

“what is your thing, then?”

[dollmaycry]

“i was BORN ready” ready for what?? what could a baby possibly be born already ready for? poop yourself?

[emiria]

ready to suck tiddie

[dollmaycry]

[lovingrot]

g i r l s … … girls……. girls… Girls.. Girls. GIRLS. GIRLS! GIRLS!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡!!!!♡♡G♡I♡R♡L♡S♡♡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!