Shi** Kim Says @shit-kim-says - Tumblr Blog

Kimmorality

Kim: Someone told me they liked my morality today. . .

Kim: *laughs*

Stephanie: *raises eyebrow*

Kim: . . .I’ve never been told that before

#it's funny #because she was legit confused #for good reason?#you decide

Kimistry Class

Prof T: A + B = C. If A + B = explosion. . . something went wrong.

Kim: sounds like my life

#and when i say kimistry class i do not mean to imply that kim has class

A ChemE's Org-E

Darren: Having an OChem party in here?

Kim: We're have an Org-ey

Kim: Get it?

Kim: ORG-ey

#whoa so clever

The Art of Potating

Prof Theodorakis: I won't make you memorize this because I don't want any more haters.

Stephanie: Haters gonna hate.

Kim: *nods* Potaters gonna potate.

#where does this stuff come from

If that curtain was red, it would be like a red carpet for your butt.

Kim, on the curtain she put on my seat

#ty kim for making my buttocks feel like a celebrity

One time I stopped and listened to my brain-thoughts for a while.

Kim the (Brain-)Thoughtful

#someone needs to invent a device that lets us all listen to kim's brain-thoughts #it could be a podcast #i'd listen to that all the time #let's be honest we all would #best podcast ever #right up there with welcome to night vale i'd guess

To Kill a Mockingfly

JAMES: You do Karate? Damn never mind. I'm not going near you.

KIM: Don't be silly! I wouldn't hurt a fly.

KIM: *dramatic pause*

KIM: I'd kill it.

#i wasn't there for this but i saw it on the facebook page and felt it needed to be on here

St. Patrick's Day 2014

March 17, 2014

1. Broke my lenten promise for a long 10 seconds as I chugged the last half of my bottle of Jameson, both to commemorate the end of my finals and to forget the fact that I fucked up that thermo problem.

2. Did SO well on my other 3 finals, and thought I did well on this 4th one too, until I saw the answers and realized I'd accidentally presumed ideal on a real problem situation. F*d up the numbers but hopefully I get enough partial credit to keep my A... Got everything else right.

3. I don't believe in gender divisions and am a pragmatist, so I naturally walk into men's restrooms when the ladies line is too long. Because of how indiscriminately I walked into one, I inadvertently led my group of girl friends into one too. lol

4. What should I do with the last half of my day? A bit too drunk to drive, so out of ideas. Jog? Watch a movie?

#st pat's #3tho

why so sleepy?

Kim: mm I'm tired. . .

Kim: no I'm not, shut up Kim

#the finals struggle is all too real

friends, and lack thereof

Karan *via fb comment*: Awww Kim thinks she has friends. how cute lol

Kim: Stephanie, tell him I have friends!

Stephanie: I--

Kim: Tell them now!!

Stephanie: ok, I'll--