Shit Nyo!America Does

Shit Nyo Romano Does #58

Throws out the sexy Santa outfit someone sent her in the mail.

I was wondering who got Santa! I got a reindeer one in. Did we miss a memo or something?

I don’t want to point fingers. Buuutttt. I have my money on France sending them.

I dunno… Usually Maman sends that kinda stuff to Mum and Maddie and I pretend we know nothing for the last shreds of our innocent sanity. (༠̴⌓༠̴✭)

You should see if Maddie also got it. It would be weird if we were the only ones who got them.

You check with Felicia, too!

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★ 700 ★

Immediately shrieks upon somehow finding an Elf-on-the-Shelf in her house, then throws it into the burning fireplace. ヾ(꙳ꏿ﹏ꏿ)ﾉﾞ

(GET THEE GONE, EVIL BEING!)

That’s not nice. And sounds like a bad idea, how’s your fireplace doing?

It's an evil possessed nightmare! (ᵒ̴̶̷᷄ࡇᵒ̴̶̷᷅✬) If anything, it's not enough!

Shit APH America Does #144

Aims his nuclear arsenal at every country in the world, JUST IN CASE someone decides to say something rude to his sister.

Kinda missing the times when it was all Viking axes and tomahawks.

Stuff Sealand Does #302

Is currently curled up in the corner Internally crying because of what he saw in America’s secret files

WHY ISN’T THE VOICE COMMAND-

WAIT SEALAND STOP CRYING

AHHHHHHHH

Shit Nyo!America Does: ★ 698 ★ Worries about her brothers sometimes. It’s not always about normal stuff, either, like she hopes they don’t get sick, no. No, Amelia has to be concerned over whether they’ve scarred each other for life. Again. (Tony, where’s the neuralyzer ?)

I don’t need a neuralyz-

*blinks*

Um…. Where am I? Where’s England?

I meant for Peter, depending on how bad you terrified hi-- TONY WAI--

.....I'm not sure I have enough coffee for this. (╹᷄ᤳ╹᷅✭)

Shit APH America Does #169

Puts all top secret files into a folder on his desktop, named “DO NOT OPEN”

How long until Peter found ‘em?

Uh… About 36 seconds.

He’s scarred and someone contacted child services…

I’m not a child But I needed someone then

…. (✬ᴼ҄ﻧᴼ҇)What the hell was in those files, Al? And why didn’t you password protect ‘em???

Hey, Peter, you know you can come to us, right? I mean, obvs, not Alfred when you’re in his stuff, but the rest of the fam?

TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT FILES OKAY

I SHOULD DECLARE WAR HE HAD NO RIGHT

...we are the same government, dammit!

Oh please! 1) we're no saints ourself, you know we've done worse and 2) he's younger than our states, meaning he's the baby and therefore protected.

Shit Nyo Romano Does #58

Throws out the sexy Santa outfit someone sent her in the mail.

I was wondering who got Santa! I got a reindeer one in. Did we miss a memo or something?

I don’t want to point fingers. Buuutttt. I have my money on France sending them.

#⍟ interacting w/ others #★ in character #aph nyo!south italy #aph nyo!america #aph nyo!france #aph nyo!canada #aph nyo!romano

I dunno... Usually Maman sends that kinda stuff to Mum and Maddie and I pretend we know nothing for the last shreds of our innocent sanity. (༠̴⌓༠̴✭)

★ 700 ★

Immediately shrieks upon somehow finding an Elf-on-the-Shelf in her house, then throws it into the burning fireplace. ヾ(꙳ꏿ﹏ꏿ)ﾉﾞ (GET THEE GONE, EVIL BEING!)

#✮ amelia does shit #★ in character #aph nyo!america

★ 699 ★

BANS THE ELF-ON-THE-SHELF FROM HER HOUSE. (★⁰ᗋ⁰)ᶹ̊

#✮ amelia does shit #★ in character #aph nyo!america

Stuff Sealand Does #302

Is currently curled up in the corner Internally crying because of what he saw in America’s secret files

WHY ISN’T THE VOICE COMMAND-

WAIT SEALAND STOP CRYING

AHHHHHHHH

#✮ amelia does shit #★ in character #⍟ interacting w/ others #aph sealand #aph america #aph tony #aph nyo!america

Shit Nyo!America Does: ★ 698 ★ Worries about her brothers sometimes. It's not always about normal stuff, either, like she hopes they don't get sick, no. No, Amelia has to be concerned over whether they've scarred each other for life. Again. (Tony, where's the neuralyzer ?)

Shit APH America Does #169

Puts all top secret files into a folder on his desktop, named “DO NOT OPEN”

How long until Peter found ‘em?

Uh… About 36 seconds.

He’s scarred and someone contacted child services…

I’m not a child But I needed someone then

#✮ amelia does shit #★ in character #aph sealand #aph america #aph nyo!america

.... (✬ᴼ҄ﻧᴼ҇)What the hell was in those files, Al? And why didn't you password protect 'em???

Hey, Peter, you know you can come to us, right? I mean, obvs, not Alfred when you're in his stuff, but the rest of the fam?

★ 697 ★

Nicknames all her Pokémon. ꙳(ᶿ̴͈᷇ヮ˂͈᷆ ꙳

#✮ amelia does shit #★ in character #aph nyo!america

A mix of winter/winter hols headcanons? You betcha! ❆❆❆❅❅❅❆❆❆❅❅❅❆❆❆ + They have a funny little tradition of watching the first snowfall. They crowd around a window in awe/anticipation/contentment until the snow piles up enough to where they can go outside and have fun. + They literally make armies of snowmen over the entire winter. Some are made together, some are made individually. They come in all sizes, shapes and decorations. And species. + Every time they come in after playing in the snow, it's to hot chocolate. With real chocolate (because Emil) and tons of marshmallows (Amelia and Leon). + All three have slightly different ways of making hot chocolate and they're all delicious. + They will still sips of each other's hot chocolate sometimes, instead of just making their own. This doesn't apply to after snow shenanigans for the simple reason that they all want hot chocolate enough to make themselves a cup, passing things around and clambering for mugs. + They're Christmas traditions are pretty much an eclectic mix. Amelia is a melting pot of cultures, Emil knows all the Scandinavian ones by heart and Leon, well, if it's not a tradition somewhere then he'll just make it one. + While they will argue over whether or not they're gonna cut their own tree, they always have smol artificial ones everywhere around the house. + Outside decorations are different every year. They get downright artistic with them. + ~*~TINSEL WARS~* + The tinsel wars are so bad that the Roomba are gleeful for days. + Mr. Puffin has argued with the Roomba, actually fought with them, in effort to claim enough for a sparkly nest. + THERE IS NO ELF ON THE SHELF HOLY SHIT THAT DEMON IS A TERRIFYING NIGHTMARE + look they tried it one year and ended up calling in for an exorcism okay they aren't taking any more chances just no + Leon suggested a Christmas Furby and Emil and Amelia promptly kicked him off the bed. + It's kind of a juggle/espionage/spy deal to keep presents a secret. Especially when there's an alien around with x-ray guns. Goddammit, Tony. + GINGERBREAD HOUSE BATTLES + and tiny flags to claim one another's gingerbread monstrosities for themselves + They spend an equal amount of time at each other's relatives for Christmas, too. Visits are a schedule of mayhem and more often than not the day of it's hosted at their place. + All their pets/animal companions/familiars get gifts, too. + The three of them made one another's stockings. Leon put their flags on all three again in some weird ownership ritual. Amelia and Emil just shook their heads in amusement. + FLUFFY QUILTS AND BLANKET FORTS OF WARMTH + blanket forts being invaded by siblings *siiiigh* + BAKING MARATHON~~~ + warzone left in its wake omg + Emil and Amelia make garlands of treats for the wild birds outside. A whole day is devoted to it. + Leon makes various playlists of Christmas music and proclaims himself in charge of all holiday tunes. + !!WRAPPING PAPER TUBE BATTLE!! + They marathon holiday movies and winter horror/sci fi ones every other day. This is done in the living room, bundled up and with popcorn. They are so cozy they end up falling asleep on the couch in a snuggly pile.

#✬ headcanons #⋆ϻυη speaks #✭ ask box things #aph hong kong #aph iceland #aph nyo!america #aph mr. puffin #aph tony

★ 696 ★

Easily has hour long discussions about <I>Yuri!!! on Ice</I> with Sakura. They even keep a chat window open as they stream it together.

#✮ amelia does shit #★ in character #aph nyo!japan #aph nyo!america

★ 693 ★

Took a nap outside and woke up to more animals than usual just chilling everywhere. She has no idea where the penguin even came from, but she’s not complaining.

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How many animals do you have? Do you have panda? I can sell you one real cheap!

((There she goes again, trying to sell pandas.

A panda? (꙳ ¤̴̶̷̤́ ⴰ ¤̴̶̷̤̀ ) We don’t have one of those! Yet!

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Yet is right! I’ll bring one to the next meeting for you to buy. Do you want a baby panda or an older one? I can sell you both, the older one will be half off just for you.