Shit Shadowkixx Says

A collection of wisdom from tumblr user shadowkixx

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I may be an asshole but I'm your asshole

@shadowkixx

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Have you ever busted a nut and just kept going? Shit feels like purgatory because it feels so good and so bad.

shadowkixx @ 4:30am

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STALIN! NO!!

tumblr user shadowkixx yelling at his cat at 6:40am only half a second before a loud crashing noise was heard over the skype call

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hold on a sec. let me get some shadowdip for my shadowchips

Shadowkixx

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yes that does tickle my pickle

Kixx

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Hmmm yes, now that is some quality anime tiddies

Kixx

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I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING UNCONSENTUALLY FORCED TO INHALE A LARGE PORTION OF THE GAPING HOLE THAT IS THE DOORWAY OF SOMEBODY'S RANCID ANUS

Shadow "I AM 5 SEPTILLION TIMES DONE WITH COLLEGE" Kixx

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"Mewtwo will never be confirmed for smash"

- Shadowkixx, about 2 or so months ago

Mod Addition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW9z4cTMG1o

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Kixx: I am literally shitting 60 brick houses over how butthurt this is making me

Joetrifical: move into one of those houses maybe they have internet

Kixx: This is no time to be joking around man

Kixx: Shitting 60 brick houses is a serious condition that is an epidemic sweeping across this nation of me

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i am but a simple png living in a jpeg world

shadowkixx

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Friend: where is your halforc from btw?

Kixx: hotsville deep in the kingdom of fuck me please

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American Dragon Jake Dong

Mike: Kixx...? Are you american dragon jake long?

Kixx: .....

Mike: i figured it out, didnt i?

Kixx: shhhhh, its a secret

Mike: can you teach me how to do the dragon thing?

Kixx: shove a bad dragon dildo up your ass

Mike: really? so thats how they do it?

Kixx: yea, but we had to censor it for the children

Kixx: why do you think we say "dragon up"?

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hexa-done with your shit

Tyler: THE OTHER TWO ARE REAL GAMES FUCK THAT HEXASHIT

[4:36:44 PM] Mike : dont be a hexahater

[4:36:57 PM] Kixx: be a hexaplayer

[4:37:06 PM] Mike : or well be all like "hexa see ya later"

[4:37:24 PM] Tyler: mkay bye

[4:37:37 PM] Mike : noh~ hexacome back

[4:38:08 PM] Kixx: its too late

[4:38:26 PM] Kixx: he's *puts on sunglasses* hexagone B)

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who the heckie says coolio???

Shadowkixx