Out of the Mouth of a Sassy Finnish Goalie

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"Watch hockey," They said," It will be fun ", they said. (They Lied!)

game seven overtime is god tier sunday scaries what are we doing to ourselves!

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Tuukka’s on fucking fire both on and off the ice today

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"Maybe next time I'll be in the press box drinking a beer."

TUUKKA FUCKING RASK.

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Fucking. Tuukka.

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Because when you give the other team time and space they're gonna make plays, then you're gonna get scored on and then you're gonna get yelled at.  So, Today we shut it down.

Tuukka Rask following the Bruins 3-0 win over the Lightning 

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A few highlights from episode 11 of Behind the B Featuring Tuukka Rask:

“Is that Pasta? That doesn’t look anything like Pasta does it...His hair’s [fucking?] not like that!  What do you mean?”

Tuukka: “Hey guys!”  Matt Falconer: [singing] “Happy Birthday to you~!” Tuukka: “Fuck you.”  Matt Falconer finishes singing. Tuukka: “Thank you guys.  Can I eat that as a dessert?” Matt: “Yeah.” Tuukka: “Awesome, oh you guys are the best.”

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Seriously Tuukka's post game comments are 🔥🔥🔥 😂

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Tuukka's on fire in his post game tonight. 😂

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Yeah, I lost it. He's[Chara] just yelling "don't move! Don't move!" And I was doing spin-o-ramas there so, he made a great play yeah.

Tuukka Rask on the play where Chara saved his ass. [x]

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His [Laine] move is not that. Our goaltending guru here [Bob Essensa] is telling me a couple of guys’ moves, 100 percenters, and then they do something totally opposite so I just wanted to let my goalie coach know I’m never going to listen to him again.

Tuukka Rask following the Bruins 2-1 shootout win over the Winnipeg Jets. [x]

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Tuukka, how crazy can a one year old be... [x]

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I suck at basketball...I always try to throw the ball with two hands. I'm not...I can't, I can't do it.  I'm not gonna lie to you.

Tuukka Rask when asked if he could play basketball. [x]

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Last time I sat on the bench here I was hit in the puck- head with the puck.

Tuukka discussing where he wanted to sit at the Staples Center in LA. Behind the B Season 4 episode 10.

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You noticed my tight ass there? No issues, I had practiced with them a couple times, so they’re good. They’re comfortable. I don’t see any real difference. Good eyes.

Tuukka Rask on his new streamlined goalie pants after someone asked him if he was wearing them for the first time (x)

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Yeah, yeah, I mean [long pause] [stares into camera] I don’t even know who scored the goals. I guess it was veterans mostly.

Tuukka Rask when asked if it was nice to see the Bruins’ veterans stepping up and scoring against the Flyers. (x)

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I like Flordia, It's warm and sunny here.

Tuukka Rask on his ridiculous numbers against the Florida Panthers.