that bulge was so convincing @shitalliescreams - Tumblr Blog

like i know serial killers are fucked up in the head but people that dont flush the toilet are a little bit worse

Allie: i would be that person that thinks theyre hot shit at camps but starts drowning in the pool

baby got back was so ahead of its time

when you turn boots upsidedown they look like horses

allie

Allie: the best part about my mom not being home is that i can scream all the time

Amber: Alie

Allie: you dnot understand ive been making dolphin noises for an hour

Allie: i feel like you playing games and feeding your need to play games is like my stomach when mexican food

Allie: never satisfied only sometimes when its exceptionally well cooked and the restaurant has a mariachi band

Allie: but you eat and you eat because you love mexican food it is your lover and only salvation and thing worthy of your love in this world

Allie: MY TWEET IS SO FUNNY

Amber: you're so humble

Allie: amber can you believe babies

Allie: we elvolve from babies

Allie: the thing about me and chocolat eis that once i eat it all my life starts spiraling out of control

Allie: and i crave it and need it and cant do anything without it

Allie: so i curl into a ball and roll aroundl ike sonic and grab all the chocolate i can

Allie: i have a water bottle full of orange juice i look like an olypian

Amber: olypian

Allie: OKYMPUAN

Allie: I CANT SPELL THAT WORD

Allie: i cant spell most words

Allie: WHAT DO YOU GET THE SKANK THAT HAS EVERYTHING

Amber: dont get me a really expensive figure i will just let it get dust on it

Allie: im layghing

Allie: I KNOW itll be more special

Allie: ill get you a signed portrait of me

that bulge was so convincing