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Website!!!!

Fuck tumblr, I have a real website now!

http://ballshits.co.nf/

- King of shitballs

Welp, here is a silent update. I won't be telling anyone in person so only my real followers will know of this. So yeah, V0.0.5. Have fun, dickhead.

*CHANGELOG* V 0.0.5

-Added Menu Screen w/ Start Button

Quick little doodley-doo

Hello my loyal followers. It is I, Dan, King of the Shitballs. I know I haven't updated my blog in over a day and I just wanted to keep you guys in the loop. So since the last Shitballs update, I have done nothing. I plan to change that, like, I dunno, within the next few weeks I might add something. That aside, I have added a donations button to my blog. Feel free to give me your money. That's all I have to say for now. Cheers!

Bro, why is your game so awesome? You're really awesome. I wish I was you. I'm totally not. You're hot.

Wow man, that's really great to hear. You sound pretty awesome too, and totally hot. The game is so awesome because the developer is just as awesome. Thanks for your question, stranger!

Lol the restart button is good

-Vinny "Lol the restart button is good" Czarnecki

#Reviews

This is the best restart button in the history of gaming. It shall be remembered for years to come, and used as a template for all restart buttons from now on.

-Dan "I never even said that" Grink

#Reviews

Well I didn't get as much done as I had wanted, but I got something done. Most of the changes didn't affect gameplay at all, but I sorted the code a bit to not be so messy. I'm not really sure what I did, I'm just following a tutorial. Apparently, it's less messy now. And then there is the obvious restart button addition. So yeah, that's that. I'm done for the night, so go fuck yourselves. Official changelog below.

*Changelog* V 0.0.4

-Sorted code (You can't tell)

-Added restart button

Cheers, you piece of shit.

#Shitballs

Quick word

V 0.0.4 Will be released at exactly 8:00pm EST, tonight, 12/05/2012. Set your alarms accordingly, it's gonna be a big one. Carry on.

Yup, I fucked up

So the new update kind of sucks. I guess that's the price I pay when I try to get it out with out properly beta testing it. Anyway, I'll have a fixed and updated version out later. It's gonna be V 0.0.4, due to the size of the update, as opposed to V 0.0.3.1. It still works fine, just something that bothers me about the game over screen, so it is playable. In the meantime, enjoy some recent reviews on V 0.0.3!

It's actually more entertaining than I thought

-John "Doesn't like his nickname" Reynolds

Best game ever

-Dan "Gimme my flash drive, faggot" Gronkowski

10/10, the balls look unreal.

-Vinny "Just make a server" Czarnecki

Cheers!

There are many things left to do, but I feel like I have made a big step into the development of this game and have decided to release V0.0.3 a little early. I will add some more things tonight and release a V0.0.3.1 before the end of the night. How excited I am to finally release a version that contains real shitballs! Full changelog can be found below. Enjoy, I'll keep you guys updated. Cheers!

*Changelog* V0.0.3

-Decreased size of balls

-Decreased size of shit

-Lowered frequency in which shit appears

-Added a game over screen

The reviews are in

While you guys wait for the big update, I just thought I'd release some reviews I have received about V 0.0.2 over the past few day.

WHY

-Emily "Doesn't know greatness when she sees it" Balcerak

THIS IS THE BEST UPDATE IN THE HISTORY OF GAMING HISTORY

-Dan "Reynolds Red" Gronk

i like the drawing of the balls more than i would like to admit

-Connor "Mold" "Natasha's boyfriend" "Hates all games" Mulqueen

well

thats a thing

-Matt "World Train Center" Fernandez

10/10

-Joe "Is Never Satisfied" Dugan

I give it 7 asses

7/7 that is

-John "Can never tell a lie" Reynolds

i cant say its not original

-Luke "Jungle Japes" Seck

wow this is surprisingly addicting

-Jesse "Bot MIA" Jergensen

the graphics were shit, but the gameplay is great

-Danny "Two variables" Doherty

i played for 5 seconds and it was the worst game i've ever played

-Haley "Most supportive girlfriend of all time" Rusciano

Thank you all for your support, I couldn't have gotten this far without all my loyal fans. I'm trying to get this update done as soon as possible. Thank you all, again. Cheers!

V 0.0.3

I know you guys have been waiting a long time for this. I just wanted to give you a quick update on my progress. I'm changing up a few things and I'm adding a few more features. I'll try my best to have this out by tonight buy I can't make any promises. I'll release a full changelog when it drops.

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