shithead-goose

NSFW 18+ unsocialized dog, pretend human 24, weird bitch “a gender identity that can only be expressed through slam poetry”

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i will break myself against the weight of the world to feel you

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“stuffed animal incest”

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i recognize that it’s gender validating for men to say misogynistic things to us as trans women but please have some self respect girls. those men are do not have your best interest at heart, they view you as an object not a woman

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rent lowering gunshots (clearing the drafts)

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what is your gender

ladies

fellas

people that don’t give a fuck

lovers

haters

people that call themselves players

hot mamas

pimp daddies

people rollin up in caddies

rockers

hip hoppers

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

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they should invent a type masturbation that doesn’t feel horrible

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say what you will, shout out to character development and weird situations for banger (mid) tumblr posts

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someone call a bomb threat the way i’m about to blow up this bathroom

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got that dog in me (terrified of thunderstorms)

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michaels of infinite pain and suffering

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yeah can i get the #12 john lennon special

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“ugly” people fuck more than you and that’s beautiful

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oh gary numan, we’re really in it now

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lotta health insured behavior for someone who doesn’t have health insurance

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poop demons got hands

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the shadow realm? no yugi, i’m gonna send you to twink death

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just a reminder if you’re seeing more unnecessary queer or furry discourse than usual, it’s probably because all of the kids are out for the summer. so if something’s upsetting you, maybe don’t get too invested in the opinions of someone who doesn’t remember a classroom without a thinkpad