sandinstrangeplaces

Recently relocated rural resident, suddenly settled shoreside.

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SO: if you push me into a pool, I'm going to anull that shit. Me: you can't anull a dead man.

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SO: I don't hate the log

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Look, this wedding is so bad it threw up flowers

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Oh, it turns out all I had to search for was 'english country wedding blush table setting'

[reactionfaces]

[speedster17]

How to make a salad - x

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live uncomfortably.

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5k idea

you sign up yourself and a friend. if they don’t show for the race, they pay both your registration fees. if they win, you pay both. if they show and you win, you each pay your own. bam. go forth and race, people.

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After the bullet bounced off the armadillo, it hit a fence and went through the door of Johnson’s mobile home, and then through a recliner, where the 74-year-old woman was sitting.

A journalist who knows their story won’t be winning a Pulitzer.

[ramblingamblinengineer]

I think my shirts have basically all turned into Tech colors. Might need to change that next time I go clothes shopping.

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yeah, you need to replace that red one.

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my mind is giving my body trust issues...

[purplebuddhaproject]

I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.

Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes (via purplebuddhaproject)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

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okay, let’s be honest, that took some commitment. i’ve been pissed, but i’ve never been pissed to the point of “let me meticulously lay out an extensive clay tablet with my complaint” pissed

[cknd]

I bet our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien child’s room as a science project he got a C on.

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new PR on distance, 11.85 miles. wasn't fast, wasn't fun, but it's done.

in related news, i didn't know it was actually possible to feel your knee slowly swelling up

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thank goodness for athletic tape

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it was cold today.  i only ran 6.3