Shit Markiplier Says

Actual quotes from the one and only Markimoo. Suggestions welcome!

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I do all of my thumbnails in Photoshop, with my mouth.

Markiplier 2023

(from Trombone Champ)

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You mouth-jaculated all over my dick!!

Markiplier 2017

(from Markiplier Makes: Cake)

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You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other... probably.

Markiplier 2014

(from Five Nights at Freddy's: Secret 6th and 7th Night - Part 4)

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I'll shave my balls live, I don't care!

Markiplier 2020

(from 3 PEEEeenens in a POodoodododd - Ep. 68)

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I'm not white but I sure act like it!

Markiplier 2019

(from this is THE BEST VR Game Right Now)

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Patty-cake, patty-cake, fuck you too!

Markiplier 2019

(from Unus Annus: The Good Kind of Cupping 🙂)

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... We should also make our anuses bleed and then have to experience what a period is like.

Markiplier 2019

(from Unus Annus: The Good Kind of Cupping 🙂)

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled PENIS!!

Markiplier 2015

(from PETER PIPER PICKED A PENIS | Five Nights at F**kboy's 3 DRUNK - Part 3)

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Come on, I'm not a doobledanger kinda guy!

Markiplier 2015

(from ALL CAMERAS MUST DIE (4th Shot) | Five Nights at F**kboy's 2 DRUNK - Part 4 )

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Cock baguettes maybe this wee-eekend~

Markiplier 2019

I don’t think those are the lyrics...

(from GEOMETRY DASH played by TRASH)

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I’m not gonna stick this in my mouth again just because it is COVERED in many different fluids now.

Markiplier 2018

Sometimes no context is best context.

(from Markiplier Tries KOREAN BEAUTY PRODUCTS)

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... I knew it was working 'cause I could feel a tingle on my tiddies.

Markiplier 2018

(from Markiplier Tries KOREAN BEAUTY PRODUCTS)

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I definitely like the breast mask. I'm not just saying that because I like boobs.

Markiplier 2018

(from Markiplier Tries KOREAN BEAUTY PRODUCTS)

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All right let’s see whatever other horrible nightmare’s awaiting me in the land of the tentacles and veins.

Markiplier 2017

(from BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! | POPGOES - Part 3)

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I just took my pants off.

Markiplier 2017

(from RUSSELL RETURNS!! | West of Loathing - Part 13)

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I’m gonna get that clown bondage harness and have a good ol’ time.

Markiplier 2017

Um...

(from EXCUSE ME, ARE THE WALLS MELTING? | West of Loathing - Part 10)

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Please feel free to suggest favorite quotes!

If you have a goofy/strange/uniquely MARK quote you’d like to see on this blog, please feel free to suggest them via the Ask function. Please include a source ( the title of the video it comes from (if applicable) does nicely; I can google it for a link), and I’ll add it to the queue!