Shit Moon Guard Says @shitmoonguardsays - Tumblr Blog

We met over a year ago when I rerolled on Moon Guard. I was new to roleplaying and you were experienced; your talent utterly floored me. You seemed untouchable OOCly, but the stars aligned and we began dating at some point. You flew up to Canada to visit me a few times, and I loved every moment of it. You're perfectly nerdy like me, hell - just last night you stirred awake, mumbled something about murlocs, and fell back asleep. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you!

shitmoonguardsays

This is here not because it's stupid, but because it is absolutely adorable and I want to preserve it for posterity.

#not stupid

moonguardsecrets

Some of you need to get over yourselves. Moon Guard might be a good server, but don't talk shit about another one while you all sit here and cry over eDrama caused by lonely virgins.

Of course I know the reason.

I deliberately word my posts on Moon Guard to maximize angst from the tumblr crew. I know exactly what “thug” means. I know exactly what you guys think of Reddit.

Listen, let’s keep this under the wraps and you don’t have to publish this post on your blog. We can work out a deal here. I enjoy having my posts featured on tumblr. You enjoy getting traffic off of my posts and have the perfect unrepentant shitlord. It’s a win-win for both of us. If it sounds dishonest and you think that I’m just a simple troll, don’t worry— all of my opinions expressed are ones I truly believe in.

No catches.

Mod Note:

#submission #shit moon guard says #carstinn #moon guard

moonguardsecrets

We've seen many anonymous, unsubstantiated claims of abuse/awfulness regarding this guy. For all we know, these anons could be the same person or group of people with grudges against him for whatever other (possibly petty) reasons using different Tumblrs. Seems like a good way to troll/smear somebody. I'm not trying white knight/slam real victims. If true, condolences. I just think it's dumb to believe something like this without a shred of real evidence. Frankly, put up (evidence) or shut up.

Isn't posting my comments low-hanging fruit? I mean, 60% of your OC comes from me.

Did it occur to you that there might be a reason for it.

#Moon Guard #Horde Mod #Shit Moon Guard Says #caristinn

i bet this blog is run by a feminist

#moon guard #shit moon guard says #shit people respond with #Anonymous

moonguardsecrets

To the people saying "it's your fault you didn't log off or block him; no one can make you RP things you don't want to," then you missed their points about having very low self esteem. When the game (and the social life you created in it) feels like all you have, and you're being threatened to have that taken away, you may do anything to hold onto it. Someone mentally stable with a strong real-life support system could walk away, but predators don't go after the strongest in the herd.

krolgutreave-deactivated2015011

That does NOT allow someone to list this person’s real life name on here. Inexcusable and no one’s fault but their OWN.

shitmoonguardsays

Horde Mod begs to differ. Give me their names. Their twitters. Their Facebooks. Their mother's facebooks. Once screenshots come to light, I'll show their mothers.

Scumbags get no excuses.

A small compilation of the most stupid quotes from the MG forums thread, so far.

Honorable mention as not a stupid thing

#moon guard #shit moon guard says

moonguardsecrets

To all those upon this Edgelord Flame wagon

I used to RP with this ‘Edgelord’ warlock that people are flaming,trashing, etc. He and I had our feuds, our good times and bad. Never -once- did he treat me like people are claiming and I am a female. I am not saying he is innocent, nor am I saying he is guilty. I am going to put this out there. If people bowed down to someone’s words/voice/etc over the internet, you should turn off the computer. No one in this game can make you do something you don’t wish. They are not in your house living with you. They are not your husband or wife. They have -no- connection at all with your REAL life. If you are so worried over their influence upon the RP community if you stood up against him, then stop Roleplaying. I personally feel as if some of these posts are people hopping on a band wagon to get pity or attention. No one MADE you do anything against your will on this game,skype, facebook, etc. Do not cry RP rape when you have the keys to the ignore/block feature. Do not cry you are a victim of his ways when you had -every- way to block him and move on. Whine and rage about how he could/would ruin your RP rep, but know this. I used to be on MG, the entire server does not follow the words of -one- person. Most of the top respectful RP guilds on the server do not BOW down to one person’s words.

moonguardsecrets

This is a submission from someone that is not affiliated with the MG Secrets Staff.

shitmoonguardsays

wow, it's almost like this person thinks that gaslighting doesn't exist and the internet exists in a vacuum that can never cross into real life

#edgelord

Hi! That post from krolgutreave probably actually belongs on your sister blog Shit WRA Says, even if he's crawled over here to say it.

I don't run shit WRA says, so if they'd like to reblog it, they're more than welcome to do so.

I'm also not affiliated with them. So it's their perogative.

Regardless it was sent to MG secrets, so I'm counting it as belonging here.

Thanks for the message.

#starcunning

moonguardsecrets

Everyone bitching about this “Edgelord” being manipulative and a user and a predator, I have a suggestion: Don’t let him DO IT TO YOU, you stupid fucking whores. No one’s fault but yours for being a vulnerable, senseless idiot for letting someone do things to you/with you on the INTERNET. I don’t even care about being anon or not for that.