coffee & cigarettes

I'll be right back, I'm going to go drown my sorrows in junk food, & be a lazy fuck || You should go follow @shitpatrycksays, @jonsaysshit, @marksaysshit, @shittordsays, @shitmattsays, along with @shit-eddsays || Mod: @universaltravelerr || (FYI: unfortunetly this is no longer not a kin blog & is NOT PG, family-friendly clean :) & do NOT force any shipping onto any of the shitsays blogs, please -Mod Eleven Nineteen)

[cummunisims]

I’m incredibly hilarious why don’t I have friends

[shitpaulsays]

What am I then? A roach?

[cummunisims]

yea

[shitpaulsays]

Oh thanks

[cummunisims]

HeY WHAT KIND OF HAIR GEL DO YOU USE- I CANT GET MINe tO stAY uP, hELP-

The blood of my enemies

[shitpaulsays]

the best kind

[shitpaulsays]

Happy Halloween everyone, I hope you all have/had a nice night

[cummunisims]

I’m incredibly hilarious why don’t I have friends

[shitpaulsays]

What am I then? A roach?

[shitpaulsays]

*hands him a huge bag of candy* share none of this

I don't plan on it

[shitpaulsays]

Any plans for Halloween?

Yeah, eatting a bunch of candy, then complaining to Pat about having a stomach ache later

[shitpaulsays]

That feeling when your paper plane is so shitty it can't even land/crash into the trash bin

[cats-can-draw-too]

Wait you know how to make paper planes?

[shitpaulsays]

You have a lot to learn, but don't worry I do too. We can learn together

[shitpaulsays]

That feeling when your paper plane is so shitty it can't even land/crash into the trash bin

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

That's an oof

I make alot of shitty paper planes

[shitpaulsays]

Same honestly

[shitpaulsays]

That feeling when your paper plane is so shitty it can't even land/crash into the trash bin

[shitpaulsays]

Why not try it yourself

I could, but why would I make things easier for myself?

[shitpaulsays]

@shittordsays I need to know the answer, could you make a cobab with you hair horns?

[shitpaulsays]

oh so every thread on here is never ending, got it

I didn’t ask for my blog to be fully capable of wrapping around the globe 50 times if it were printed out on a long sheet of paper. I’m sorry though

[shitpaulsays]

Paul, I’m really frustrated- Can i have a hug? ...i think I really need it right now.

Of course, Sprite, you can always have a hug

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if you’re ever dealing with anything & need to talk to someone my dms are open here, on my main blog @universaltravelerr, & in Discord, okay, hun?

-Mod Eleven

[cummunisims]

Are the hair horns natural

[shitpaulsays]

Could you make a cabob with your hair?

[shitpaulsays]

hey....hey paul. im bored wanna go crash a plane together?

Yeah sure, let's go

[cats-can-draw-too]

[gage1652]

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

Wait imma join

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

Wait what i wanna go with y'all- idk what to add but i have a small potato :D

[cats-can-draw-too]

This post has become more beautiful than i could ever imagine

[shitpaulsays]

I want to say you can come with us, but I don't want any of you to get hurt

[cats-can-draw-too]

Well i dont want you to get hurt either

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

*causally just sips ice* I have nothing to add lol

[gage1652]

How do you drink ice

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

By swallowing it whole of course- Then you've drank it! :D *sips more ice*

[gage1652]

Melt the ice and then drink the liquid

[shitpaulsays]

I feel like this thread will end up being longer than my list of things I wanted for Christmas when I was 5

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

Huh, nice-

*just sips more ice*

[gage1652]

@shitpaulsays well it depends on how long the list is

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

@shitpaulsays @gage1652 @cats-can-draw-too @karma-the-foxx @shitpatrycksays let's all crash the plane and die

[gage1652]

No

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

@gage1652 okay, itll just me who dies

[gage1652]

I mean, are they even going to crash the plane at this point?

[shitpaulsays]

We've made plans to steal a plane because I'm not letting us use anything from the Red Army. I don't feel like trying to help explain everything to our boss why Pat thought this was a good idea in the first place

[gage1652]

Good to know I guess

[gage1652]

I would gladly be one to die in the plane crash

[shitpaulsays]

I refuse to let that happen

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

I'm still waiting on the cloud. What's going on?

[gage1652]

@shitpaulsays I mean I can always crash my own plane

[shitpaulsays]

Go right ahead, just be safe, okay?

[shitpaulsays]

Hey Paul, wanna hear a joke?

Sure, let's hear it

[shitpaulsays]

hey....hey paul. im bored wanna go crash a plane together?

Yeah sure, let's go

[cats-can-draw-too]

[gage1652]

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

Wait imma join

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

Wait what i wanna go with y'all- idk what to add but i have a small potato :D

[cats-can-draw-too]

This post has become more beautiful than i could ever imagine

[shitpaulsays]

I want to say you can come with us, but I don't want any of you to get hurt

[cats-can-draw-too]

Well i dont want you to get hurt either

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

*causally just sips ice* I have nothing to add lol

[gage1652]

How do you drink ice

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

By swallowing it whole of course- Then you've drank it! :D *sips more ice*

[gage1652]

Melt the ice and then drink the liquid

[shitpaulsays]

I feel like this thread will end up being longer than my list of things I wanted for Christmas when I was 5

[karma-the-foxx-deactivated20221]

Huh, nice-

*just sips more ice*

[gage1652]

@shitpaulsays well it depends on how long the list is

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

@shitpaulsays @gage1652 @cats-can-draw-too @karma-the-foxx @shitpatrycksays let's all crash the plane and die

[gage1652]

No

[spacediscomfort-deactivated2020]

@gage1652 okay, itll just me who dies

[gage1652]

I mean, are they even going to crash the plane at this point?

[shitpaulsays]

We've made plans to steal a plane because I'm not letting us use anything from the Red Army. I don't feel like trying to help explain everything to our boss why Pat thought this was a good idea in the first place

[gage1652]

Good to know I guess

[gage1652]

I would gladly be one to die in the plane crash

[shitpaulsays]

I refuse to let that happen