#shitpaulsays

[shitpaulsays]

That feeling when your paper plane is so shitty it can't even land/crash into the trash bin

[shitpatrycksays]

Paul and tord are hanging off a cliff, who do you save?

1. Idk if I could even help Paul's fatass off a cliff, & I'm scared he'll pull me down w him

2. If I dont save Tord, I'll have to find a new job

so probably Tord

But to be honest i want push paul off, then step on tords hand saying "long live the king" and kick him off and watch them both fall to their death. :)

[shitpaulsays]

*in the tune of the My Little Pony opening theme song*

My Little Pilot, My Little Pilot]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

My Little Pilot, My Little Pilot,

What is flying all about?

My Little Pilot, My Little Pilot

Flying is magic!

(My Little Pilot)

I used to wonder what flying could be.

(My Little Pilot)

Until you crash this plane with me

[shitpaulsays]

Hey @shitpatrycksays can you do me a favor & run to the store to buy me some mozzarella sticks. I've had a stranger craving for them all day that desperately needs to be satisfied

[shitpaulsays]

Thank you all 201 of you people

Who tf are you? Why would you follow me out of everyone on here????

[shitpatrycksays]

How are you flirting?

you dont see our dms

[shitpatrycksays]

why are u so mean to paul

Hes my best friend. Im legally allowed to. But only I'm allowed to. If anyone else is mean to him tho I'll kill them.

[shitpatrycksays]

I stole a tank that Paul was guarding when he wasn't looking

Good job. im proud