Shitposts from Azeroth (and beyond)

Posts about video games (mostly World of Warcraft at present). They will be shit. Please inform me if they're not shit and I'll do my best to rectify the situation. I main a tauren druid and alt everything else. Spoilers are tagged.

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I hear warriors are all up in arms about 7.1

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TFW when you thought you saw fjarnskaggl but it was actually a goat's arse

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Me when there's no DBM update: I hope the DBM guy is OK

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OMG I JUST REALISED SOMETHING, IS SU'ESH NAMED AFTER SUE FROM THE FIELD MUSUEM

BLIZZARD I NEED ANSWERS

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No really I couldn’t be happier that 15% of my DPS comes from a repurposed dinosaur torture device

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My newest friends

[fancy--tuna]

concept

world of warcraft Cutthroat Kitchen

four contestants

Nomi, probably. burns everything

Gravy

some undead guy. No jaw. keeps cooking human flesh. my vote is tehd shoemaker

a tauren. one of the challenges is a hamburger

hosted by Khadgar. let’s get real he’s basically mage Alton Brown

Illidan is a special judge. none of the meat is cooked properly

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Illidan rejects all food as improperly prepared

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The DMF hat is the best thing ever

It’s like, look Thalyssra I put on this stupid hat

Please love me

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TFW your bodyguard decides he wants a new career as a mountain climber

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WHAT DO THE WARDENS HAVE AGAINST BEARS ISTG

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I just picked flowers out of an ent’s crotch, 10/10 Blizzard this is the content I’m here for

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Everyone is so pissed off at Nomi but we're the ones expecting him to turn moose into bacon so idk what we were expecting

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It’s been a month and no one in my guild has a legendary

More to the point I don’t have a legendary

Therefore legendaries are a Blizzard troll and do not in fact exist in game

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OK I know I wasn’t *supposed* to log in to HotS choose a free hero and log back out but come on Blizz as if I’m playing anything other than WoW rn

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Me: Yep I totally need this fourth artifact weapon so I can save Azeroth from demons

Also me: *shoves three into a dusty corner of my bank*

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Why do the other warlocks in this artifact questline keep calling me ‘warlock’

We’re all warlocks here

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Tried to get a selfie with Gul’dan, voidwalker is such a third wheel