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Elaina, being carried out by security: WAIT! Wait! Ze! Tell this man that you know me!!!

Ze, lying: …And you are…?

Security: [proceeds]

Elaina: NOO!!

He died on his knees... just like he lived.

Chilled

#modpae #chilled #chilledchaos

Ze, please don't flirt with the ghost.

Chilled

#modpae #chilled #chilledchaos #ze #zeroyalviking #idk how to do quotes w/o the ye olden tumblr format so im just goin w this

HEY!!

It's been 500 years since I've been on here or kept up w/ tdc aside from like phasmophobia but PSA:

GaLm (Jade) needs some help!

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/GaLm

https://streamlabs.com/galm/tip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-for-galm-mei-bruno-thor-and-loki

https://www.patreon.com/GaLm

#modpae #hi its me #galm is also now using she/they pronouns preferably and I Think is going by Jade (?)#nonbinary adhd squad tho me n jade aknsskn #but yeah theyve been havin some mental health issues and money issues and have been evicted #the gofundme reached its goal which is nice! but i figured since this blog is Still Here id signal boost #it would mean a lot if you did as well!#jade #but also #galm #galmhd #thegalmhd #jadegalm #(eventually according to their twitter)#the derp crew #Youtube

mezzonox

Hey! If you’re a fan of the Derp Crew, a friend of mine is starting a server! If you’re interested, feel free to dm me!

I’d appreciate if you dm on Twitter, my handle is @/MythicalUmbreon, but if you dm me here, that’s okay too!

orangesodapup-deactivated202207

Long time no see Tumblr! The friend is me so if any yall remember my monster derp crew days and still stuck around, you can join my Derp Crew server and hang out!! Just dm me and ill send ya an invite! Share this around! <3<3

I need a license for a beach ball? What kind of dystopia is this?

ZeRoyalViking (x)

#zeroyalviking #ze #tdc #the derp crew #derp crew

I want someone to sit on me.

ZeRoyalViking (x)

“Ze, that’s the tinder profile opener!” (Chilled)

#zeroyalviking #ze #the derp crew #mod aphex #derp crew #tdc

Ze: We should have a gay sheep farm

GaLm: Again?! Haven’t you had enough of gay sheep?

Ze: No!!! No I have not had enough of gay sheep.

#its a big mood tbh #modpae #galm #tdcafquotes #ze #galmhd #zeroyalviking #derp crew #the derp crew

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Correct Quotes

Tom: And it’s now or never.

Chilled: I’m never going to get my shit together.

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Correct Quotes

“ Let me help John says as he pulls out a gun! ” ~Chilled Chaos

Smarty is a sharpie-up-the-butt kinda guy

GaLm (x)

#galm #galmhd #tdc #the derp crew #derp crew

Money! Money and ammo! The only thing a gal needs

GaLm

#modpae #hi im watching glammy stream bl3 #galm #galmhd #thegalmhd #tdc #derp crew #the derp crew

Ze: I'm flattered that you call me a top

Chilled: Well, I'm a powerbottom, so you gotta be a top!

#source: the godfather and a town of liars (town of salem) - chilledchaos #mod raakx #chilledchaos #zeroyalviking #zeroyalchaos

Smarty! I've locked onto your ass!

GaLmHD (5 Apr 2019 - livestream)

#mod raakx #galmhd #galm #tdc #derp crew #the derp crew

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Tom

#the derp crew #derp crew #modpae #tom #tomfawkes #tomkitsune #tom kitsune

NO! NO I'M TOO POWERFUL!! NO! NOoOoo

GaLm

#modpae #galm #galmhd #thegalmhd #the derp crew #derp crew

I'LL STRANGLE A SNAKE! I SWEAR TO GOD

GaLm

#the derp crew #derp crew #galm #galmhd #thegalmhd #modpae

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