what does this mean?
Iâm so glad I read the context for this bc I was very confused
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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what does this mean?
Iâm so glad I read the context for this bc I was very confused
Since this silly little bootleg Eevee got a much bigger reaction than Iâd ever expected, I think itâd be fun to give it away to somebody who will enjoy it more than me!
If youâd like a chance at this baldy âvee with its custom made, extra-fluffy and removable ruff:
1) be 18 or over (important!!!) and okay with providing an address 2) leave a comment with what you would name the Eevee, or if youâre not sure of a name yet, you can simply say âhello eevee!â 3) thatâs all!
Iâll close entries and randomly select a winner Friday 7th October at 1pm UK time.
hi
some scenes from SAD-istâs dsmp animatics in 3D (insp)
the three moods on the dash currently are:
who took the pictures đłđłđłđłđłđł
hands đĽ´đĽ´đĽ´ hair đ¤¤đ¤¤đ¤¤đ¤¤
*walked into an electric fence*
fourth option: whatever the fuck is happening with connor???
exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommyâs place as they all try to gaslight Dream
quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: you arenât tommyinnit and you donât look or sound like him
quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: tubbo I can see that itâs you
tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here Iâll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house
dream: are you ghostbur?
ghostbur: yes!
Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommyâs street name is ghostbur. thatâs why he said that :)
dream:
dream: oh hi âTommyâ why is your hair blue?
jack manifold, who didnât own any other wigs: Iâm going through a mid life crisis
dream: Ranboo I can see that youâre an enderman
ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm
Dream: you arenât even wearing the red and white. youâre just another blonde guy
purpled, a paid actor: wdym didnât you know thereâs only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit
dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this
technoblade, wearing a sign that says âim tommyinnitâ: well most people think Iâm annoying at first
dream: youâre literally a pig
technoblade: thatâs kinda rude to say about the British
Dream: how are you here. youâre dead.
glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something
just to be clear, Iâm staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
Q doodles â¨
how is disney gonna know bloggers are monetizing copyrighted content unless they pay the ten dollar entry fee. checkmate government irs shareholders police federal court
no no no no this cant be happening
i have never wanted something more in my entire life
Today on 'tumblr is Perfectly Functional With No Flaws Whatsoever'
so i know we're all going wild over TumblrPremiumPlus or whatever the fuck but ive made a new discovery about the r//a///yba//n/s scam (or new to me) and since i spent the time i should have been writing up my thesis proposal doing Tumblr Science instead, i have to at least write it down
so my datemate got an IM from someone asking what 'the sunglasses scam' was. That's in quotes bc the specific phrasing will be significant later.
my datemate replies with a message more or less along these lines:
"The sunglasses thing was about a bot that would hack accounts. Once it had access to an account it would make a post about Ray-Ban sunglasses and if you clicked the link in the post it'd hack you too."
Ey hits enter, but the message won't send. Not unusual, we all know that tumblr IM wil just randomly glitch out when it feels like it. So ey hits refresh, and abruptly finds emself on the log-in page.
"Hi! It's time to change your password!" the log-in page says.
My datemate is naturally suspicious about unexpectedly being asked to alter eir password, but, since ey practises basic cybersecurity and actually uses different passwords for every site, ey figures there won't be too much risk. Ey resets eir password, logs back in, and types out the message to eir friend again.
Same thing happens. Message won't send, ey's booted back out to the log-in page, and told to change eir password again. So ey do.
The third time this happens, ey figures something has to be wrong with the message. I've been watching over eir shoulder for a couple of minutes at this point, so we do a bit of Sciencing to work out what the fuck is going on.
Hypothesis: Tumblr IM is, for some reason, flagging mentions of ray-ban.
Experiment: I send various ray-ban related words and phrases to my datemate via IM. If any of them refuse to send and I get kicked out on refreshing, we've found the culprit
Results: "ray-ban" is fine. "sunglasses" goes through no problem. the precise phrase "ray-ban sunglasses" gets me drop-kicked to the log-in page like i was trying to start a fight in a nightclub (or so i assume. ive never actually been out clubbing)
I do a bit of fucking around on text posts with that phrase to see if that achieves the same effect.
I even tried recreating the original scam post as close as i can get without linking to a malicious website.
not a peep. i stay happily logged in.
so.
tumblrs solution to the ray-ban bots issue
was to blacklist the exact phrase "ray-ban sunglasses"
in the IM feature only
making it impossible
to TELL anyone
who uses the goddamn IM feature
about the goddamn scam
W E B B E D S I T E
Oh my GOD
half of this website should learn this
Shut the fuck up
Do you like poems?
yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem
for context these are the poems
also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:
Rebloging this again to add the calligraphy pieces it inspired...
Pls excuse my messy hand and uneven line work. I hadnât picked up a pen since 2016.
Oh boy I do not like the minor screaming heard when breaking soulsand
Well I do
To be fair we donât know for certain if soulsand is made only from minors
i do :)
Enderman Ranboo and Slime Slimecicle Hopefully the child harness doesnât slip through Charlie, lol
tommyinnit be like (TommyInnit) NIGHT OF THE LIVING GIRLFRIENDS from the mod video bla bla bla hahahah i love to draw COMING TO CINEMAS SOON