dreamus schmeamus

janus is nonbinary and that isn't just a theory. The name's Dremus. submissions and asks are . also I use vaey/vem pronouns. yes i'm @nachosforfree. incest shippers DNI.

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The orange side is-- OKAY NOW!!!!

💥*WACK*💥

. . .

You're awake... Sorry, this is the only place we can talk that's safe. I have something to admit to you. I am the orange side. I have been the whole time. I ran away and escaped Thomas and have been using this blog to document my experiences in his mindscape. All of the "theories" are things that really happened. I know it's fucked up. I'm sorry you have to find out like this.

There isn't much time. They're making Logan suck me up with his big mouth to try and either drag me back or steal the essence of my soul and kill me. There is nothing I can do but accept my fate.

Change da world, my final message. Goodbye

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Hey maybe don't label the sides with actual severe mental health disorders?

I'm sure you didn't mean harm by it but labeling the side that's a little full of himself with narcissistic personality disorder is wild work

I see what you're saying but, 1. It's a reference to how a lot of "dark" theories for many many pieces of media were just slapping mental disorders onto characters and claiming that they were made to represent them

But 2. I actually DIDNT just slap the ones I said onto the sides willy nilly. Roman, while outwardly prideful and full of himself, is actually often insecure and feels terrible about himself. He doesn't like to let himself be true or vulnerable. He says things that hurt others' feelings, even without meaning to, and sometimes gets surprised when they lash back out in return. I'm not demonizing Roman OR NPD when I assigned him that label, it was a genuine-- while keeping silly, in line with all of my posts-- thought I have about him. I've actually personally suspected I have npd for some time, so I actually know more about the disorder than the surface level negative opinions people have about it

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The orange side is actually the passage of time which is why it's taken so long for a new episode. Also why we can't see it. And why thomas sanders keeps appearing on my dash and jumpscaring me every couple of months with increasingly confusing facial hair: to foreshadow his time powers.

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The sides are all meant to represent facets of Thomas' personality, in reference to the hit series "Sanders Sides" created by Thomas Sanders

Patton: Morality

Logan: Logic

Janus: Deceit

Virgil: Anxiety

Roman: Creativity

Remus: Creativity (2!)

Orange Side: Orange!

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You ever stop to think about how Logan is the only side who's name starts with the same first few letters as his role? Did the sides name themselves? Did Logan choose his name because it was the closest human-sounding name to Logic? Is this all answered in the series that I haven't watched in 4 years?

[shitty-sanderssides-theories]

The sides are all meant to represent facets of Thomas' personality, in reference to the hit series "Sanders Sides" created by Thomas Sanders

Patton: Morality

Logan: Logic

Janus: Deceit

Virgil: Anxiety

Roman: Creativity

Remus: Creativity (2!)

Orange Side: Orange!

[shitty-sanderssides-theories]

The sides are all meant to represent the 5 food groups, in reference to Thomas being a human being who needs to eat to survive.

Roman: protein

Patton: grains

Logan: vegetables

Virgil: dairy

Remus: (forbidden) fruit

Janus: yeah!

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the plot of the next episode is about nico and parasocial relationships with fans and whatever. Idk if you care about thomas the dude anymore or not but uhhh being in this fandom is like being edged for 8 years straight

Omg I literally forgot Nico was a character we were introduced to

I def don't care about Thomas as a person anymore and yeah it def is like being edged or held captive lol

[shitty-sanderssides-theories]

The sides are all meant to represent different mental illnesses, in reference to Thomas' mental illnesses

Patton: OCD (morality)

Logan: autism

Roman: narcissistic personality disorder

Virgil: well. Take a fucking guess.

Janus: compulsive lying

Remus: also OCD (intrusive thoughts)

Orange side: also OCD (sure whatever)

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holy shit this account is back! Just letting you know the plot of the next episode doesn't seem lore heavy sooo

That's cause Lore is being deligated to the asides now

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The sides are all meant to represent one of the seven deadly sins, in reference to Thomas' christian upbringing.

Roman: Pride

Logan: Envy

Patton: Lust

Remus: Gluttony

Virgil: Sloth

Janus: Greed

Orange Side: Wrath

[shitty-sanderssides-theories]

hc that the orange side killed c thomas and thats why we havent gotten a new episode in so long

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[shitty-sanderssides-theories]

Theory: the next episode is coming out soon. Soon guys I promise. It’s really soon this time. For sure dude. Soon. I prommy it’s soon.

Any day now...

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Holy blast from the past I forgot about this blog (and the series…. TBH). Long time no see, and yet you post more on this blog than Thomas posts the actual series……

LMAOOOO

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Sometimes it's crazy to think when I started this blog I was a meer 3927... now I'm all grown up at the age of 5000 ❤️‍🩹

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holy fucking shit the blog is back

Sometimes I get bored of being dead so I revive myself

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Dreamus is the orange side, and has gotten weaker because Thomas doesn't know.

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MY NAME IS ORANGE SIDE, THOMAS, I WANT SOME ANGER, ORANGE SIDE, THAT IS MY NAME, ORANGE SIDE, I WANT ANOTHER, ORANGE SIDE, WHERE IS MY ROOOOLE?? IM RUNNING OUT ON THE SCREEN. THERES A HIATUUUUUUUSSSS AND IT IS GOING TO KILL ME AAAAHHh--!!