shitty hermitcraft facts

#1 source for shitty hermitcraft facts *** None of this is meant seriously. No facts are meant to mock any real life persons nor insinuate anything about them. This blog is purely fictional parody.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #37

Joe Hills should NOT be trusted with a gun. The hermits had to learn it the hard way. How he came to have a gun in Minecraft, a game without guns, is still unknown.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #36

hypno

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #35

Grian was created to play Caillou, from well known children’s show Caillou, but was disappointingly not bald enough for the part.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #34

Tangos" hair is made of quills, much like Sonic’s (Sonic the Hedgehog, 2020).

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #33

A Hermit King is a very rare formation of Hermits, taking the shape of several Hermits tied together at the tail.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #32

Hermits? Craft.

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Really sorry for not posting for about uh.... two months now? I stopped watching Hermitcraft because my internet went out and then i never really picked it up again. I might come back to this blog again at some point but not in the nearby future probably.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #31

Docm77 is a misnomer. He's actually Frankenstein Monster's Doctor, not Frankenstein himself.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #30

The real identity behind the Cookie Monster is VintageBeef.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #29

Stress' name is a reference to the song "Stressed out" by Fall Out Boy. She has a poster of them in her room!

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #28

Zedaph is the lead singer of pop band Britney Spears. He wrote and sang their hit song, Toxic

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #27

Zedaph is the CEO of bacon mail, which is a derivative of spam mail

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #26

Hypno contains anywhere from 35% to 68% of the world's iron.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #25

All the hermits are unvaccinated and have rabies.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #24

Not only does Evil Xisuma not know how to read, drive, think, or cook, he also does not know aerodynamics! The hermits make fun of him because of this all the time.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #23

Jevin showers regularly, unfortunately, he showers in BBQ ranch and still smells.

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Shitty Hermitcraft Fact #22

Xisumavoid shortens to V, not X (although it is still pronounced as /ɛks/, it is spelled as V)