ripoff kraftwerkconfessions

pretty much what the title says (open submissions/asks, we're just extremely slow)

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Happy Birthday, beloved Herr Ralfi!

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Hello

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Happy 17th of July to the one and only

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Greetings.

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Today's the day [pt. 2]

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Happy Birthday, Wolfgang!

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Happy 68th birthday to Carlos Bartos! Highly looking forward to the next one.

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69th!

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Happy birthday to Florian! Hopefully he's good up there...♡

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Based off of the imagine from @shittykraftwerkimagines! Go check 'em out if you haven't already, because their stuff is very funny!!

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you know Flat Earth is a conspiracy theory that’s almost ALWAYS tied up in antisemitism, right?

You do realize this is badly executed satire, right? If anything, it's meant to ridicule the stupidity of flat earthers. I really hope that it's obvious that the joke had absolutely nothing to do with whatever ties it has to antisemitism.

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homosex

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Imagine walking into a coffee shop and you see Ralf sitting at a table holding a comically large mug of coffee.

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Fun fact: the Big Bang was caused by Florian using 2% of his power

This isn't a fun fact it's common knowledge.

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Greetings mortals, feel free to send asks.

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ralf but he plays saxophone

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