belly up to the bar

im jonathan and i have 2 to 3 different emotions

[tiltlhat]

TIL, The cycle of death and rebirth cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel

[evildilf2]

Balls

Cuteness overload

Repulsive

I don’t know or remember anything

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[mynowherenothing]

Yessssss

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[prince-of-goths]

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[archivezinc]

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

[princess-sparrow]

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

[pansylair]

some more various sold work from in person vending and my online store! I should have some more work available in a week, give or take :)

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[ryhsrunner]

is this just an Australian thing because I swear to god, I remember an aussie podcaster having this exact same expereince beat for beat

[mothcub]

She can smell it.

[loki-zen]

spotted in a pub in continental Europe

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

How do I make this flag a trans flag

[antisolanum]

That fucking rules

[toasaterfork]

[darkersolstice]

Oh, that's Milo Manara's art. It's always about 50% more horny than it needs to be.

[cosmicanger]

“Feline heads“ Peru, Mochica culture 1st to 8th centuries AD

[tomatoluvr69]

every night before i go to bed i spreay my pussy with 100% deet

[tomatoluvr69]

some of my posts are less resonant with the people than others

[grundoonmgnx]

ph. Brooke DiDonato, Came out of the closet but now I’m in the attic, 2021

[segamascott]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[shirtsthatgohard]