belly up to the bar

im jonathan and i have 2 to 3 different emotions

[tiltlhat]

TIL, The cycle of death and rebirth cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel

[chaoticneutralwife]

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

[gay--dog]

was looking for something earlier and i didnt find it but i did find this thing so thats good

[unteriors]

Whiteman Avenue, Bella Vista (Sydney), New South Wales.

[glubby]

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[toyastales]

Music box, clock and snuff box, 1820. China. Sotheby's.

[whoiscallingme]

[wizardarchetypes]

two small children just walked into the store and asked to use my phone to call a parent because they’re lost. my phone speaker doesn’t work so I can only make calls with earbuds in. so i was like let’s walk across the street to my friend’s shop and use his phone. so i’m holding their hands and crossing the road when their older siblings (who could not be older than 12) walk past, almost miss us, then say (with no urgency whatsoever) “oh! there you guys are. we thought you fell through a sewer grate.”

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Instagram is gonna fucking kill me one day

[sideblog-sidehoe]

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

[footlongdingledong]

reverse age regression. just gets older

[footlongdingledong]

bigspace

[epicsause-official]

i think i have the reddit screenshot for this specific occasion

[dailyanteater]

Become the anteater of your dreams!!!

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[important-animal-images]

[sistertaxon]

Yeah we're not really friends anymore, her sexual tastes weren't as avant-garde as mine so i figured she's probably a reactionary enemy of the working class

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

pete hegseth is living my dream of being paid life-changing money to make american troops miserable while embarrassing the US on a global stage