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— dash only &&. mobile bound narrator from the stanley parable

subterran-seeker

shotton:

> it visibly took spammy a few seconds to realize what spafnir….meant by that.

> he blinked a few times and cocked his head to the side…. before his entire face went pink and all of his feathers puffed out. oh. Oh.

* A-

> he quite literally scrambled away from spafnir before covering his face with his hands and his wings, steam coming from his mouth. holy SHIT that is not what he meant.

* OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT I’M SO SORRY OH MY GOD-

Spafnir crawled backward a little, as if he had just witnessed a murder. The poor guy really didn’t know what he just did. In hindsight, it was good that he told him before it happened to the wrong bird, but the look on Spammy’s face…

He made the right call by not beating the crap out of Spammy.

* THAt ‘S My [[Free]] [One Weird Tip] FOR TONITE!!! * BUT IF YOU EVER WANTED ALL THE [[Hochi Mama]]S THEN YOU KN0W [[Pro Tip]]!!! * JUST GO 4 THE [[Buffalo Style Wings]] LIKE THAT, KID!!!

shotton

> spammys wings lower and he looks up at spafnir like he just said *very* horrible things about his (figurative) mother.

* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> he might as well be an entire train station from how much steam is coming from his face. none of it is from genuine anger, though, he's just. Embarrassed.

* I JUST WA NTED GO [[Go say hi!]] 2 MY [[The Flock]] M3MBER!!!!

subterran-seeker

shotton:

> as spammy does his thing, he keeps making little clicks and chirps, being as gentle as he can with his preening. when he’s finished, spafnirs wings are utterly spotless, and spammy looks very pleased with himself, his feathers fluffing out happily.

> he readjusts himself so he isn’t wrapped around the other neo; instead, spammy decideds to sit beside him. he then gently presses his head against the crook of spafs neck, purring and nuzzling him gently. only then does he finally speak.

* H1 SPaFNIR!!!!!!

> he.. definitely sounds like spammy; just a little more bitcrushed.

Spafnir breathed more easily when released, flexing his wings and folding them up tight. They were spotless, but boy that was some greeting he just received. He clucked to himself before composing himself enough to address Spammy.

For what it was worth, he didn’t move away from him and let the other NEO nuzzle up against him. Maybe Spammy didn’t know. Or maybe Spammy just knew exactly what he wanted.

* WELL AREn ‘T YOU A [[Go And Get Them]] TYPE OF GUY?? * HEY H EY-HEY 2 YOU TOO!!!! * MAYBE WE SHOULDn ‘T [[Touch Tails]] LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! OR [[Ohhhh Yes~]] My [5 Piece Wings]!!! * SPICY!!!!

shotton

> it visibly took spammy a few seconds to realize what spafnir....meant by that.

> he blinked a few times and cocked his head to the side.... before his entire face went pink and all of his feathers puffed out. oh. Oh.

* A-

> he quite literally scrambled away from spafnir before covering his face with his hands and his wings, steam coming from his mouth. holy SHIT that is not what he meant.

* OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT I'M SO SORRY OH MY GOD-

subterran-seeker

Anonymous asked:

neo spammy is here! he makes several happy little chirps before purring and wrapping himself around spafnir, beginning to preen his wings. ~ @shotton

He smelled Spammy before he saw him, which did wonders for quelling the fright that would have emerged otherwise.

Yet he still moved and unfurled his wings as if he was getting ready to launch into the air to escape him… only to get wrapped. Spafnir squirmed a bit, although there wasn’t much urgency or effort involved.

Metallic wing-blades fanned out, gleaming in whatever light was present. Unlike the rest of him, they were utterly unfeathered, but still more than capable of attracting dirt and other debris. Spafnir stopped his fuss and allowed the other NEO to do its thing, silently praying his wing-blades weren’t just going to get eaten.

shotton

> as spammy does his thing, he keeps making little clicks and chirps, being as gentle as he can with his preening. when he's finished, spafnirs wings are utterly spotless, and spammy looks very pleased with himself, his feathers fluffing out happily.

> he readjusts himself so he isn't wrapped around the other neo; instead, spammy decideds to sit beside him. he then gently presses his head against the crook of spafs neck, purring and nuzzling him gently. only then does he finally speak.

* H1 SPaFNIR!!!!!!

> he.. definitely sounds like spammy; just a little more bitcrushed.

piplings

snffsnffsnffsnffsnffnsff

scamton

Once again apologizing for my absence Tumblr just does not spark joy

roskaarotta

scamton:

ME????? ME???????????? 1’M THE [Goodest Boy]?????????

#AUUUAUAUAUAUAFGG #SAVE

sanguinehaven-moved

There’s a little bird spamling sitting on the sign of Cerise’s shop. Pet the baby, give him attention, He’s here but boss guardian isn’t for now.

shotton

> the robot gently smoothes down the spamlings back feathers with one of his fingers, coughed down in front of the thing.

" WH4T'RE YOU DO1NG OuT H3RE, [Little Guy]???? "

Blep

becdecorbin

extreme size difference couples with one partner being too big to fit in a normal double bed and even then sinking into it and their partner slides next to them

ahahahaha

haha. I find that stuff super cute

is this a “draw the squad” thing? heck I’d like to see stuff like this. size difference is Great

fattyatomicmutant

Solution is the little one sleeps on top of the big one!

becdecorbin