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♪♫ || “And I love you,” he murmured, and kissed his lips once more.
“You and I are from the same time period. How is it you do not find them as humorous?”
►💘◄ || “I love you, too,” Tailgate murmured, shuddering softly.
“You’re still older than me, you know,” he snorted with a grin. “And I didn’t exactly live through that time period. I didn’t have the time to pick up the humor.”
♪♫ || He lowered his helm, gathered the mech into his arms, and pressed a kiss to Tailgate’s forehelm.
“My dearspark.”
►💘◄ || Tailgate pressed to Cyclonus, giggling happily. He clicked his mask back, stealing a kiss from his mate’s lips.
“I’m never gonna understand you and the puns, but I love it.”
♪♫ || There’s a moment of silence–
And then he started ROARING with laughter.
►💘◄ || As soon as Cyclonus began laughing, Tailgate visibly brightened, before beginning to giggle himself. The minibot clapped a hand over his mouthplate, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
“You dork.”
♪♫ || “I have heard that some humans cannot figure out how seat belt works– then it clicks.”
►💘◄ || “Cyclonus, this is absolutely...”
“...punbearable.”
♪♫ || “Tailgate, I would have you know my jokes are always on time!”
“I suppose you could say I am very pun-ctual.”
►💘◄ || He cups his hands over his mouthplate, shouting, “Booooo!”
Honestly, how dare Cyclonus. How dare he.
♪♫ || “I know a bot who is addicted to brake fluid. He claims he can stop at any time.”
►💘◄ || And now the minibot is squinting at you as hard as he can.
“Delete.”
M!A: ALERT! There’s a new virus circulating through the community! While it has been ruled benign and extremely temporary, a census has listed the symptoms as immense lethargy, extended sleep cycles, and dream manipulation. Patients have reported having vivid dreams containing sexually explicit content OR horrifying and frightening depictions. Some have even reported experiencing a sliding-scale of both. SO BE WARNED when you lay your head down for sleep tonight. And remember: It’s just a dream.
►💘◄ || The minibot was curled up in his nest of blankets, reading on a datapad, when it hit him. A few minutes of shut-eye wouldn’t hurt, he decided; his shift wasn’t until later that night, anyways. So he curled up in a pile of pillows, drifting off quickly with the tiniest of snores.
“Nah, it’s fine.”
He rubbed the side of his claw against the cyberkitten’s helm, if it would let him, his head tipping this way and that. He considered what to say for a moment, then gave a little sigh.
“So. Cyclonus came to see me.”
►💘◄ || Carrot took the opportunity to nibble at Whirl’s claw; not enough to hurt, just being playful. The cyberkitten purred and chirped, flicking his tail.
Tailgate felt his spark give a little jolt. He had an idea what Whirl was talking about, and it made his anxiety flare -- even if just a little.
“Yeah...? What did he say?”
♪♫ || Now if THAT didn’t catch his attention.
A perfect carrier, hm? Those were rare. Not that most sparks weren’t CAPABLE of carrying, but it took a special spark to be able to carrying every single time. That one trait alone was enough to send a mech’s price skyrocketing– as well as the amount of ABUSE they took. He had to have this minibot.
He did not have time to bargain, as he often would have. No, he had to strike now, lest someone else manage to snatch him away. Already, the words “perfect carrier” had caught the attention of nearby bots.
“Three hundred it is,” he murmured, already reaching to grab what he needed. “Transfer his information to Prince Cyclonus of Tetrahex.” He let the name speak for itself. Red optics shifted, to look his new purchase over. “This is not the first time I have done this, and so the coding should not give you too much trouble.”
►💘◄ || Of course, that title had both Tailgate and his handler standing bolt upright, not wanting to displease someone of that stature. The handler had Tailgate’s information transferred in less than a klik, and he offered Cyclonus a polite grin.
“Pleasure doin’ business with you, sir.”
Tailgate hesitated, stepping forwards, but keeping his optics on the ground. A prince. This was... This was good, wasn’t it? He’d be well cared for, if he could keep his new master pleased and entertained. As long as Cyclonus didn’t get bored of him, he was okay. Right?
Dear Primus he hoped he was right.
My name is Tony, and I am having difficulties getting a job. I live in an apartment with two of my romantic partners and a third roommate, and I moved here to get away from a stifling and sometimes mentally abusive and neglectful home life with my family. But, like everyone else, I have expenses. I need to pay them – which is difficult without a steady income. Monthly, my rent costs $230, my utilities ~$30, and then I’d also like to be able to contribute to groceries for the house, which can be about $75-$100 per month depending on what is bought.
As well as art commissions, I am now offering graphics and icon commissions to the roleplay community in order to make rent. I will do these for anyone from any fandom!
ICON COMMISSIONS
$1 for every batch of 10 plain icons
$1 off for every 100 icons (so a batch of 100 icons would be $9, 200 icons would be $18, 500 would be $45, etc)
+ $0.10 for every 10 icons with a .psd
+ $0.10 for every 10 icons with a custom border or special shaping, such as making the icon a circle or making it have rounded corners
To give an example: 300 icons with a border and psd would be $33; $27 for the plain icons, $3 for the .psd, and $3 for the border.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS DO NOT HESITATE TO ASK ME, I’LL BE HAPPY TO ANSWER. <3
GRAPHICS COMMISSIONS
(full page)
If you’d like more examples of my graphics style, contact me.
$10-$20 for smaller theme graphics (for example, the ones used on my blog currently)
$15 for small banners, IE the first example
$20 for promo, online/offline/mobile, and starter call graphics
$30 for gif versions of the above
$35 for container theme backgrounds/layouts; you MUST provide me the code for the theme and images large enough to work with (typically larger than 1000px), and if the images you want used are unofficial artwork/fanart you must provide proof of permission from the artist to use them
DONATIONS
I am accepting donations either directly to my paypal ( [email protected] ), through the “buy me a coffee” button on my blog, and through the “buy me a coffee” and paypal donation buttons on my main blog.
Every little bit helps; even a donation of a single dollar is appreciated and much needed.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS EVEN IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO COMMISSION ME OR DONATE. THE MORE PEOPLE THAT SEE THIS, THE MORE CHANCE I HAVE OF MAKING RENT.
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♪♫ || Oh, if that wasn’t the most PATHETIC minibot he had ever seen.
“How much?”
►💘◄ || Tailgate’s handler looked up from his datapad, glancing from Cyclonus to the slave he was trying to sell. “Three hundred shanix,” he said, “and a steal at that. He’s a perfect carrier. Y’know? A good breeder.”
Off-handedly, he added, “I do gotta tell you, though -- required by law to -- he’s defective. He has panics. But that shouldn’t pass to any bitlets you get outta him.”
The minibot in question kept his helm down, even once he realized the mech that had stopped in front of them was a prospective buyer. Tailgate fidgeted, tugging at the lace on his skirt and shuddering and praying that this one took him -- that this one wasn’t like the last.
My name is Tony, and I am having difficulties getting a job. I live in an apartment with two of my romantic partners and a third roommate, and I moved here to get away from a stifling and sometimes mentally abusive and neglectful home life with my family. But, like everyone else, I have expenses. I need to pay them – which is difficult without a steady income. Monthly, my rent costs $230, my utilities ~$30, and then I’d also like to be able to contribute to groceries for the house, which can be about $75-$100 per month depending on what is bought.
As well as art commissions, I am now offering graphics and icon commissions to the roleplay community in order to make rent. I will do these for anyone from any fandom!
ICON COMMISSIONS
$1 for every batch of 10 plain icons
$1 off for every 100 icons (so a batch of 100 icons would be $9, 200 icons would be $18, 500 would be $45, etc)
+ $0.10 for every 10 icons with a .psd
+ $0.10 for every 10 icons with a custom border or special shaping, such as making the icon a circle or making it have rounded corners
To give an example: 300 icons with a border and psd would be $33; $27 for the plain icons, $3 for the .psd, and $3 for the border.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS DO NOT HESITATE TO ASK ME, I’LL BE HAPPY TO ANSWER. <3
GRAPHICS COMMISSIONS
(full page)
If you’d like more examples of my graphics style, contact me.
$10-$20 for smaller theme graphics (for example, the ones used on my blog currently)
$15 for small banners, IE the first example
$20 for promo, online/offline/mobile, and starter call graphics
$30 for gif versions of the above
$35 for container theme backgrounds/layouts; you MUST provide me the code for the theme and images large enough to work with (typically larger than 1000px), and if the images you want used are unofficial artwork/fanart you must provide proof of permission from the artist to use them
DONATIONS
I am accepting donations either directly to my paypal ( [email protected] ), through the “buy me a coffee” button on my blog, and through the “buy me a coffee” and paypal donation buttons on my main blog.
Every little bit helps; even a donation of a single dollar is appreciated and much needed.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS EVEN IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO COMMISSION ME OR DONATE. THE MORE PEOPLE THAT SEE THIS, THE MORE CHANCE I HAVE OF MAKING RENT.
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Whirl had actually just been relaxing, and he was kind of surprised when Tailgate came trotting up. He did like the little guy.
He crouched, just about to say something, when he noticed the cyberkitten. His optic lit up as he reached out to gently poke a claw at the critter. “Aw, hey, panic legs! When’d you get a cat?”
►💘◄ || Tailgate squeezed his optics in a grin. “About a month ago, I think? Someone gave him to me.” He sat down next to Carrot, watching the cyberkitten gently paw at Whirl’s pincher.
“I thought you might like to see him. I mean... I know I don’t visit you a lot. And I... I feel kinda bad about that. So I thought...”
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►💘◄ || The minibot plopped his cyberkitten in from of Whirl, grinning up at the coptor with bright, cheerful blue optics.
“His name is Carrot!”
♪♫ || “When Cybertron is back up, and when you are ready, I will bring you to Tetrahex. Starscream said that it is the next city-state to be resurrected, so hopefully you and I will return home soon enough.” He leaned down, to touch a kiss to his forehelm.
“This, of course, means that you will have to get used to these settings. My cousin is known for his ELABORATE PARTIES. And we will be expected to attend. You and I, and whatever others may choose to follow us.”
►💘◄ || “Home,” he repeated, his voice hardly more than a whisper. Home, for him, was wherever Cyclonus was -- but the idea that Cyclonus would get to see his own home once more made the minibot’s spark swell. He knew how important it was to the old samurai; even if Tailgate had never felt attachment to Cybertron, he was glad his future mate was going to see it restored.
“As long as you’re there, I think I’ll be okay,” he giggled, reaching to gently, carefully run his fingers over Cyclonus’s jawline. “I just... Primus. It’s hard to wrap my processor around, I guess. You just don’t see people like me at things like this, unless we’re the help.”
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