shouty mexican.

From Mexico To California Now in England.

[pxlestine]

[cigarettesforcats]

[willelbyers]

i think we're ALL disney's first openly gay character

[kumboochies]

I’m not Disney’s anything

[daggers-drawn-returns]

[scottish-valkyrie]

By talos, this can't be happening

[yumr11]

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

tumblr and their 20 users

[softcells]

they went to twitter to say this they didnt even bother with it here

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

after my surgery the nurse was telling me how and when to mositurize my scars, and she said in these exact words, "whatever you do, do not let your nipples dry out."

And all I can think about ever since is that as a gameplay tip during a video game loading screen

[lunnefisk]

[grumpytrans]

your nurse is a godsend! this is really important information. during surgery, they cut your nipples off and sew them back on. there's a relatively large chance (i don't remember the percentage i think it's around 40%) that your body will reject them and they'll fall off. keeping them moisturized is KEY to: help them heal faster and correctly, decrease chances of infection, decrease chances of them getting so dry and scabby that they just fall off, and most importantly help them stay on!

here's a tip for those who are healing or plan on getting top surgery: when you change your dressings for your nipples, make sure to use the antibacterial cream they give you every single time until it's safe to keep the dressings off entirely (even then, you should still use it until they're completely healed). it's petroleum-based so it'll keep them moist. if you don't have this, you can use the strongest Neosporin you can find at the store.

long story short, keep your nips moist or they might fall off.

[mrs-niles-crane]

you mentioned "surgery" before specifically top surgery and i thought this meant for every surgery you ever get they take off your nipples and put them back :|

[grumpytrans]

who knows a surgeon might get a wild hair from time to time and have some fun, get lost in the sauce or be blinded by hubris

[funnytwittertweets]

[rythyme]

convincing your friend to eat something other than their depression meal by offering them your own depression meal

bonus:

[leafy-leafs]

Just noticed the new offset on my Sansevieria moonshine. (I know they’re dracaena now shhh)

23 July 2020

[leafy-leafs]

29 May 2021

[shoutymexican]

They will never not be sansevierias to me haha

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

No but moralizing about how you don’t deserve the vaccine yet is greatly reducing vaccination numbers it’s not your job to worry about if you’re “stealing” a vaccine from someone else there is a National supply and when it’s your turn it’s your turn. Refusing to get vaccinated is not going to magically vaccinate a bed bound rural person. It’s just going to get vaccine doses thrown in the garbage. God.

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Every vaccine dose ups our herd immunity.  Every vaccine dose potentially frees up treatment for other people who might need it.  Get the vaccine!  There’s no “selfish” reason to protect yourself and everyone else from a deadly virus.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

him, polański, et al

[chusovitina]

“Tumblr users who weren’t here before the porn ban…” bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[blackjackgabbiani]

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

[quasi-normalcy]

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

[whitepeopletwitter]

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