Showfall Employee 🌳

Some nerd that works for Showfall Media (Don’t tell them I’m here on hours)

[showfallemployee]

Nah man sorry im dead as fuck. My body parts are all over the place but thats okay. Im like a jigsaw puzzle.

OHHH MYYY GOOOOODDD SOMENR GET ME COMPATENT COWOKRRS ISTGGGGGGGGG

[showfallemployee]

Aaugggh is anyone still alive. I’m so bored

[showfallemployee]

A coworker saw me grooving THE fuck out to bird brain so I’m now teaching them the dance

[showfall-employee]

guess who’s been in the showfall sanctioned torture chamber

[showfallemployee]

Just saw someone running down the parking lot in the rain poor guy

[showfallemployee]

Miau

Hi pixel

[showfallemployee]

Hate this fuckass job I THINK someone is in again.

[showfallemployee]

add scary pumpkins to the next part

I’ll see what I can do but I think someone is scared of those around here

[showfallemployee]

My face. Itches like hell

[notassociatedwithshowfallmedia]

spilled some vial of Red while cleaning and it burned a hole through the table should I be concerned.

[showfallemployee]

Just spill some Blue on it it should be ok don’t breath it in tho the effects can transfer

[showfallemployee]

Alright pride post uhh uhm Showfall media more like showGAY media am I right

[showfallemployee]

I got a warning for this btw

[showfallemployee]

Alright pride post uhh uhm Showfall media more like showGAY media am I right

[showfallemployee]

you took them its all your fault you took them you took them you took them all you killed him you killed him you killed him you killed him what have you done what have you done what have you done its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your fault its all your

Uhm…I’m sorry?

[showfallemployee]

YOU!!!!! I found MY STAPLES in YOUR DESK what the FUCK!!!! you KNOW I only got ONE box this quarter because I stapled someone to the ceiling last year

The hell were you doing in MY desk???????

[showfallemployee]

did you steal my lunch

Depends, was it the blue box?

Damn I thought that was Caleb’s

[showfallemployee]

The amount of times this has happened to my coworkers it’s never not unsettling but fuck it we ball

[showfallemployee]

Ugh so that guy that was trying to break into the mall is now putting notes around saying “where’s my brother” and “you took them” dude I’m trying to work ok I’m trying to make sure none of my coworkers die leave us alone