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[mayhemmayhapss]

Who made cough syrup so good bro, I fill shot glasses with it and tiredly run a hand over my face as i ask the bartender for another

[shrimpeyedvieww]

every time someone says I have to take a call I say hero's journey be like and it is still the height of my comedic career

[crabmeiser]

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the crustacean national salutes you

[legbootlegit]

with tylenol no longer an option, I know we're all looking for other pills we can swallow. My doctor recommended trying this one

it has a companion app to track things

looking forward to more updates from the shrimp

[shrimpeyedvieww]

only thing im swallowing is the EcoPill™ Closed Ecosystem Capsule. If you love the shrimp, swallow the shrimp

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horseshoe crab appreciation post

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Lobster spritz™, in government sites near you!

[flipchild]

Ohhh, I get it now. We want to domesticate shrimps with hammers which can harm people severely

[corrodedparadox]

FUCK inktober I’m doing shrimptober

[shrimpeyedvieww]

shrimptober? im doing shrimp all year round

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Sheriff shrimp, from sesame street

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we still on for scavenging the sea floor for nutrients 2nite chat?

[shrimpeyedvieww]

oh god I spilled my crawfish this is what I get for carrying my groceries in one trip

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ALERT: JOHNSON'S SPRAY CRAB™ REPORTED TO HAVE DANGEROUS MATERIALS! IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE USED OR BEEN WITHIN 30 FEET OF A CAN OF JOHNSON'S SPRAY CRAB™, CONTACT JOHNSON'S SPRAY CRAB™ IMMEDIATELY.

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reaction pic

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me when it drop below 65 degrees:

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don't be mean hes trying his best