Chilladelphia @shrimpyjoe - Tumblr Blog

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

juicydangler

maidenmelanie

Here is my silly niche Photoshop I thought of making last week: Toro Inoue visits Twin Peaks. Consider this an early gift to you all before Twin Peaks Day this month.

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

geniusbee

these are getting weird

meggriffin24

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

podcastwizard

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush