Indigo

ive heard that i have a youtube channel but i dont think theres any proof. they.

[indigosfindings]

i made a silly video about the vampire from super mario land 2 !

[indigosfindings]

there are people who act like bourgeois & petty-bourgeois are like. tax brackets

[playwolves]

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

[indigosfindings]

mc ballyhoo genuinely used to always say things like "hobblyhoo" and "snyOno". & the world just let him do that

[indigosfindings]

epic orchestral trailer version of the choco mountain theme

[indigosfindings]

excuse me. your post just bit me

[ot3]

HOT OR NOT? Ranking the Best and Worst of Every Neopets Color

My extensive odyssey through 25 years of pet site character design.

Making good on my promise from earlier this year, I've finally finished reviewing every single pet color combination that exists on neopets.com. I'm hosting it on substack as the amount of images necessary to do this surpasses what can be uploaded on tumblr by a factor of 10.

If you're not very familiar with neopets, this is a fun way to get a whirlwind tour through the highest highs and lowest lows of art and design that the site has to offer. in any case, i hope everyone enjoys!

[indigosfindings]

in a prestigious lecture hall with cherrywood walls a professor presents this tweet to their class. the students pass it around, each taking their chance to hold the tweet, to feel its weight in their hands. some students use their microscopes to study the tweet closely, others auscultate it with stethoscopes. once each student has had the opportunity to inspect it, the professor asks if there are any questions. the first several questions are the expected requests for clarification-- examples of chumpfuckery, inquiries as to the role of B*rnie in the production cycle of fuckcrustables, etc. the class falls silent again until a student in the back raises a hand and says "had the day not been a cromulent fuckcrustable, would tommy still needy drinky?" the professor's smile is wry yet impressed: this line of inquiry does not occur to every student. the professor says: "tell me what you think." the student ponders for a second, acutely aware that everyone in the room is watching them. "well," they finally say, "i've had days that were fuckcrustables before, some of them cromulent, and ive never needy drinky. wanty, sure, but not needy." the professor prompts them to keep going. "my theory is that... either tommy is lying or... maybe fuckcrustability doesnt actually correlate with drinky requisites?" so what does, another student asks. "i believe the key variables are the ex-wife and the tenant from hell. they generate the needy in question." the professor presses: "how can you be sure that tommy would not needy drinky otherwise?" the student replies, "because we are not talking about chumpfuckery or fuckcrustability in the abstract, we're talking about a confluence of variables producing an intersection of chumpfuckery, fuckcrustability, and cromulence that is greater than the sum of its parts. anyone would needy drinky in those circumstances, and im willing to wager that we could prove it mathematically using the drinky formula." a brief silence ensues before the classroom erupts into applause. that student goes on to graduate at the top of their class and become a leading figure in the field of tweet exegesis. the professor? that was tommy. and the student? that was You.

[indigosfindings]

im changing, betty. im becoming lighter, less dense. also vulnerable

[gothycollie]

Remember when the entire internet believed that it was entirely the fault of Anish Kapoor that consumers weren't able to purchase an airplane paint that required proper ventilation and a paint booth to use, entirely on the word of a pigment manufacturer who then used the video to advertise his pigments?

[shadow-siren-vivian]

Visit Original Link

[indigosfindings]

not to be someone who opines about the titles of reality shows but like, "dragons' den" is a great title for that show and "shark tank" is a massive downgrade

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[indigosfindings]

not to be a video editing snob but those videos of like drama screenshots set to hall of the mountain king so often have the visuals horribly, wretchedly out of sync with the audio

[dumbdoegirl]

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

[indigosfindings]

ok so maybe you survived my Dark Nova Burst Attack... thats fine lol. you dont stand a chance against my Twisted Miasma........ lol

[indigosfindings]