WELCOME TO MY SECRET LAIR KEKEKE

OH HELLO. I SEE YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR WAY INTO MY PAGE!! ALLOW ME TO OFFER YOU A MOST HUMBLE INTRODUCTION! I AM SKULL☆CRUSHER EVIL GENIUS EXTRAORDINAIRE! KEKEKEKE [PLACEHOLDER] [DR OC BLOG SHSL EVIL GENIUS SKULL☆CRUSHER ] Affiliated with Scientific Despair Status: DEAD AS A DEAD THING

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YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

[thesmuggledplum]

#im listening to the whole thing unironically

[scientific-despair]

"And I Won't Feel A Thing"

You entered the cafeteria half-heartedly, thinking that, surely, a body would not be found there— It was too obvious, too much of a public area. A student was dead and that was nothing to be tactless about. However your coincidental sleuthing skills proved its self; A strong smell of bleach would hit your nose, midst this place that was at the heart of life as a teenager— the place where you break your fast and exchange morning pleasantries was now a scene of chaos. SKULL☆CRUSHER, SHSL Evil Genius had been murdered.

The sight might make your heart skip a beat, as he lay limply. He might look as if he were taking a nap in a rather unconventional place, with that mask of his on, if it weren’t for the noticeable dent in his metal mask, and the pool of blood formed around his head. No longer would his voice ring out. He was dead, and now it was up to you to uncover the mystery.‏

[scientific-despair]

Time After Time|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Motive Reaction

[shsl-architecture-blog]

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Mayuri quickly spun at the screaming, even for what she’d managed to overhear in Skull’s other conversations his screaming was quite loud, obviously this motive wasn’t as lame for him as it was for her. So of course she raced over to him, resting a hand on his arm.

"Calm down, hey, calm down. Everything’s gonna be just fine, all fine. There’s no way he can do this, right? No way at all, you’re fine."

Really she wasn’t completely sure how she should be comforting him, she really didn’t have any idea what injury he could have to live, especially considering he had his entire body covered. She really wanted to help, not wanting anyone to have to go through something that obviously terrified them so much.

[shslevilgenius]

Skullcrusher flinched very visibly at the physical contact; practically jumping out of his skin. Doubled over and making a number of very concerning cries mixed with words. Although their meaning could be up to anyone's analysis.

"I CAN'T DO IT, NO MORE, NO MORE!!"

He was a deer in headlights-- well, if this deer were to wear a head-encompassing helmet with a rather snazzy gold finishing. In his distraught state of mind he probably wasn't even sure what he was doing or the fact someone was trying to console him. 

"WHY ISN'T IT OVER?? WHY ISN'T IT EVER OVER!!"

[scientific-despair]

Time After Time|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Motive Reaction

Skullcrusher had felt a little disconnected from the events that had transpired that past week or so, quite lost in his own head. A cacophony of restless thoughts darting in his subconscious, old feelings and memories that he had thought may never reach the light of day again. Suppressed for all that time, but still laying beneath the surface.

The weight of the current motive hit him quite hard, so to speak, a sucker punch right to reality. Past whatever ridiculous pun he might have cried out with. Hitting him where it hurt most, literally.

Though the brunt of the pain was obviously not going to hit until later on, the mere memory, the suggestion that he would go through it again was awful. He panicked.

His hands clamped against the side of his mask. 

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO."

He repeatedly refused this reality, his whole body visibly shaking. 

"NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!”

[scientific-despair]

Just Us, and That Death Ray - Akina - Chapter 1 (Cafeteria) ((Skull (Star) Crusher))

[the-shsl-kendoka]

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Akina’s eye twitched. The fact that nothing was phasing him was starting to piss her off immensely.

"You…no one will care for our ridiculous past! No one weeped for Lord Kira, and no one shall weep for you! My warning still stands, and the second that you kill, I will be there to crush your skull, Skull Crusher-dono. Farewell.”

She heaved her shoulders and holstered her shinai, walking out of the cafeteria back into the hall.

[shslevilgenius]

Cackled audibly as he caught wind that she was being-- in his own words; utterly bamboozled by his attitude -- But he did think on her words a little, would anyone even weep if he died? Well of course they would! What a silly question. He was going to become prom queen, the most admired status in all the school! He would conquer it, and the hearts of the masses! 

"TATTY-BYE!"

He waved as Akina left the cafeteria, then getting to his feet and patting his now tender tail-bone and setting himself back onto his seat of which he was rather rudely removed from in the first place.

[scientific-despair]

Just Us, and That Death Ray - Akina - Chapter 1 (Cafeteria) ((Skull (Star) Crusher))

[the-shsl-kendoka]

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Her face crinkled. This boy was…something else, not even seeming to take any form of pain from the interrogation. The Super High School Level Evil Genius was evidently her largest hurdle to try and enforce during her time at Hope’s Peak. Or, really, this museum.

"You are not lucky, because you’re on my watch. I get that you’re a pathetic man who relies on playing a villain to give himself importance, and I will not hesitate to shatter that mask of yours. Be forewarned."

[shslevilgenius]

Put his hands on his metallic 'cheeks' and cocked his head further to the side, he really marveled at how people would try to analyse him all the time! With Skullcrusher, what you see is what you get!! Or at least, that's how he thought he came off. 

"PATHETIC MAN? OH MY. YOU PRESUME A LOT ABOUT A PERSON WITHOUT KNOWING THEM, DON'T YOU?? KEKEKE. HOW CAN I BE 'PLAYING' AT THE VILLAIN ANYHOW! I AM LEGITIMATE!! I HAVE A BUSINESS CARD AND A SECRET LAB AND EVERYTHING! 

He wiggled his fingers.

"YOU'LL BREAK MY MASK WITH YOU? WELL THAT WOULD BE IMPRESSIVE AND MOST DECIDEDLY FATAL, AS MY MASK IS MADE OF A STRONG METAL ALLOY WHICH IF YOU COULD DENT BY FORCE WOULD PROBABLY CAVE INTO MY HEAD AND JUST IN GENERAL BE A VERY MESSY AND UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE FOR THE BOTH OF US!"

He drummed his fingers against the sides of his mask, swaying in time to the metallic sounds it made.

"UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU ARE SPEAKING OF SOME SORT OF METAPHORICAL PSYCHOLOGICAL MASK. KEKEKE. BUT YOU ARE NOT READY FOR MY GREAT VILLAIN BACKSTORY!!"

[scientific-despair]

Just Us, and That Death Ray - Akina - Chapter 1 (Cafeteria) ((Skull (Star) Crusher))

[the-shsl-kendoka]

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[shslevilgenius]

"The magic word, Crusher-dono, is you pledging that you aren’t going to do anything to hurt another person here, or else I am going to do everything to hurt you in retribution!”

She ceased holding him, allowing Skull Crusher to drop to the ground. She quickly drew her shinai and pointed the end extremely close to his mask.

"That is your only warning."

Shook his head in disappointment, that couldn't possibly be the magic word!! Those were MULTIPLE words he was not at liberty to say!!

"A PLEASE AND THANK YOU WOULD'VE BEEN NICE, YOU KNOW!!"

He was dropped to the ground and landed in some kind of cross legged position, trying to ignore the slight pain in his bottom.

"WELL AREN'T I A LUCKY BOY! KEKEKE...."

Skullcrusher wondered if this was what it was like to have a bully in one of those american high school films he had watched to educate himself in the wondrous ways of high school.

[scientific-despair]

Just Us, and That Death Ray - Akina - Chapter 1 (Cafeteria) ((Skull (Star) Crusher))

[the-shsl-kendoka]

Growing immediately frustrated, Akina lunged forward and grabbed Skull Crusher by the scruff of his shirt and lifted him up.

"I don’t think you heard me correctly. You are going to be on your best behavior, or Monobear-dono will be giving you intensive medical care until the Forty-Seven Ronin themselves rise from the dead. So you would be wise to start cooperating, before I start breaking.”

[shslevilgenius]

Raised a finger in retort and using this sudden invasion of personal space to his advantage to boop his assailant on the nose. 

"NOW, NOW, THAT IS JUST NOT TENNIS. I SEE YOU ARE BEYOND THE REALMS OF CONVERSATION! LET US NOT BE RASH. KEKEKEKEKE."

He tilted his head to the side.

"HONESTLY, YOU WEREN'T EVEN GOING TO HEAR ME OUT, NOW, WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU AREN'T GOING TO MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!! WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD???"

[scientific-despair]

Just Us, and That Death Ray - Akina - Chapter 1 (Cafeteria) ((Skull (Star) Crusher))

[the-shsl-kendoka]

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"You know very well the cause! There’s a game of murder about, and someone with the literal title of ‘Super High School Level EVIL GENIUS’ would clearly have motive to kill to keep secrets swept under the rug!"

She took a few steps forward towards him, her height evident as she towered a near half-foot about him.

"Now, I’m telling you that if I have the slightest suspicion that you’re going to pluck a hair off of someone’s head here, I will. Break you.” She cracked her knuckles for emphasis.

[shslevilgenius]

Drummed his fingers against his mask in wonderment, putting on an exaggerated tone of hurt.

"OH MY, JUDGING ONES INTENTIONS BY THEIR TITLE? NOW IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN THAT IS A FORM OF PREJUDICE AND I AM FEELING PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY YOUR SINGLING OUT OF ME!!"

He kept his relaxed stance even as the threatening movements were made upon him. Waggling his fingers ever so often.

"YES, YES, I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU JUSTICE TYPES ARE ALL THE SAME! BO-RIIIING! I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT I AM QUITE TRUSTWORTHY, WHAT WITH MY OPEN-NESS ABOUT MY EVIL! KEKEKE. BESIDES MURDER IS NOT MY FORTÉ! I HAVE MUCH BIGGER FISH TO FRY THAN MY PEERS!! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, YOU HAD RUDELY INTERRUPTED MY SEARCH FOR A CATCHPHRASE."

[scientific-despair]

Just Us, and That Death Ray - Akina - Chapter 1 (Cafeteria) ((Skull (Star) Crusher))

Akina wandered the halls after her talk with Xavier, seeking out other students to interact with, get to know some people.

And also, to pin down just where in the hell that ruffian was. 

After a good ten minutes of walking and checking behind her back, she came upon the cafeteria, where a familiar masked figure seemed to be making himself comfortable.

"…You. It is high time we talked and made a few things clear."

[shslevilgenius]

Skullcrusher was minding his own business, working on various villainery related projects in his head and occasionally murmuring some things he was thinking of, such as weapons of (minor) destruction and some sort of catch phrase. He certainly wasn't expecting his alone time to be interrupted (RATHER RUDELY), this was somewhat of a spectacle to him, however, over 3 people talking to him in one day! He truly WAS popular, perhaps his dreams of becoming Prom Queen weren't as far-fetched as they seemed..

He placed both hand on his masks 'mouth' to emulate some kind of shocked expression.

"OHH MY! I WONDER WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THIS SUDDEN MEETING? KEKEKE. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT-- THINGS SEEM PERFECTLY CLEAR TO ME! PERHAPS YOU REQUIRE STRONG SPECTACLES??"

[scientific-despair]

That's Why His Mask's So Big It's Full Of Secrets!|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Motive Reaction|(Open!)

[shslchiptune-deactivated2016080]

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He looked at Hoshi…

"Skully has a point dude, yer like… A live wire… Yeah pretty sure that’s what he said.

God, Skull didn’t even breath talking. How…

"Hoshi yer lookin’ pretty sick…"

He wasn’t kidding… Hoshi really did look pretty nasty… Not in that way but still.

[shslpop-punk]

Hoshi was completely lost from the moment Skull opened hi mouth- if he had one, of course. Monochrome piñata? Did he mean that stuffed animal?? Probably.

Oh god, it felt like his insides were sock hoping in his body, and it did not feel radical.

"The o-only time I ever skipped a rope was neva’! Shut yer runnin m-mouth, kitty boy…" This guy was a real piece of work, huh?

"An…An n-no way i’m s-sick! I’ve  never eve…n b-been…." And with that, the boy started to gag. Ha.

[shslevilgenius]

Skull☆Crusher seemed slightly taken aback.

"KITTY BOY?? DO WE HAVE NICKNAMES NOW?? I DID NOT GET THE MEMO! I HAVEN'T EVEN PREPARED ANY AFFECTIONATE PSEUDONYMS!"

He really had not, did this mean he has FAILED at friendship? He shuddered to even think! He should've prepared for advance for this, but coming up with suitable titles for people was difficult.

The villain raised up his hands once Hoshi started to gag, that boy wasn't doing very well, it seemed!

"THAT DOES NOT SOUND HEALTHY, HAS SOMEONE SLIPPED YOU SOME POISON ALREADY?! IT IS A GOOD JOB YOU ARE PURGING IT YOURSELF! GOOD ON YOU, COMRADE! SURVIVE!!! YOU CAN DO IT!! KEKEKEKE!"

There's nothing quite like a super villain cheerleader to get you through the bad times.

[scientific-despair]

That's Why His Mask's So Big It's Full Of Secrets!|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Motive Reaction|(Open!)

[shslchiptune-deactivated2016080]

He stared. Yeah this was the dude he was fucking rooming with. Well at least he wasn’t a murderer. Probably… But then again with the title of evil genius… Wait is he seriously thinking that this dude out of literally here was capable of murder. He squinted. Yeah there was no way…

Wait have you ever seen him without his mask… Yoshi’s pretty sure he sleeps with that thing on… Why is the question…

"Be careful don’t end up smackin’ me on the face…"

He probably would one of these days…

"O…kay…"

He then turned to hear someone else. Oh thank god someone normal joi- Nope nevermind it was Hoshi… He was acting weird around him and Yoshi didn’t know why.

"Dude ya okay… Ya seem jumpy…"

[shslpop-punk]

"I-I-I-I-I-I’m n-n-n-not…j-jump-py…Y-you a-are!" Hoshi stop, you’re about to probably throw up. He felt so sick, he didn’t even notice his face lighting up with a bright red hue.

He kind of ignored most of what Skull said, he only really heard the first sentence. What was up with this dude? He dressed strangely and even spoke like a madman. Though, what else would you expect from an evil genius?

"W-…What about the other 0.1 p-percent…?"

[shslevilgenius]

The genius acknowledged Yoshi's request to not hit him in the face with a brisk nod, tilting his head afterwards at Hoshi, and musing with the statement that he was indeed a little jumpy and then cackling a little to himself at the 'NO YOU' rebuttal. 

"YOU ARE PRACTICALLY A LIVE WIRE MY FRIEND!! A SKIPPING ROPE!! THAT IS HOW JUMPY YOU APPEAR OUTWARDLY AT THIS MOMENT!! PERHAPS YOUR JIMMIES ARE AS THEY SAY; RUSTLED? I HEAR IT CAUSES QUITE THE DISCOMFORT!!"

He cocked his head again, tapping the side of his mask with an extended finger to accentuate his 'thinking' pose.

"OH, YES, THE 0.1% CHANCE IS THAT I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN INTO A NARCOTICS INDUCED INCEPTION-ESQUE DREAM IN WHICH NOTHING OF THIS IS REAL AS A RESULT OF SOME FAILED EXPERIMENT I HAVE CONDUCTED! KEKEKEKE, IT WOULD EXPLAIN THE KNOWING OF MY SECRETS. HOWEVER I AM CERTAIN THIS IS NOT THE CASE FOR MY MIND WOULD NEVER PRODUCE SUCH A TASTELESS EVIL MASCOT SUCH AS THAT MONOCHROME PINATA, EVEN IN A DREAM."

He waved his hand in front of his face.

"SO TACKY!!"

[scientific-despair]

That's Why His Mask's So Big It's Full Of Secrets!|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Motive Reaction|(Open!)

[shslchiptune-deactivated2016080]

He looked around. Better find one way or another to entertain himself. With the motive it would be best to avoid people he didn’t know… Sure he wasn’t best friends with people.

Oh hey there’s someone he knew.

"Oi, Skully. Can ya believe this bullshit?"

He wasn’t best friends with him. Skully was kinda strange… But they were roommates. That was a start.

[shslpop-punk]

Hoshi was still flipping his shit, despite the kind words from another classmate. How?? How could anyone ever know this? Only his team ad Yuta…they were the only ones who…. No, one of them must have spilled, they had to, how else?

Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted his two roommates. He hadn’t exactly spoken with the masked one, but that other guy…Thoughts of Yoshi set a chill down his spine. If only…

He nervously waked over to the two boys- well, he wasn’t really even sure if Skull was male but, lets just assume here.

"W-w-w….W-where y’as bad too? O-o-or is t-t-this…just some b-bad dream?"

[shslevilgenius]

Looked over at his tall room-mate as he struck up conversation.

"THIS SITUATION IS AKIN TO THE MARGARINE THAT DISGUISES ITSELF AS BUTTER AS A RUSE TO MAKE ONE THINK 'I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SUBSTANCE IS NOT BUTTER!' UNBELIEVABLE!"

He flung up his arms for emphasis during his little spiel referencing a specific brand of margarine. As another joined the party, SKULL☆CRUSHER started to feel a bit popular! Despite probably only being approached because the three shared the same bed and thus had some semblance of acquaintanceship, but one can dream of being elected prom queen some day by their peers.

"OH YES, THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY A REALITY. I AM 99.9% SURE I AM NOT HAVING AN OUT OF BODY LUCID DREAMING EXPERIENCE. IT IS UNCANNY HOW MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT ME WHOMEVER WROTE THESE SECRETS KNOWS! IT IS AS IF THEY HAVE PEERED INTO THE DEPTHS OF MY PASSWORD DIARY!!"

[scientific-despair]

That's Why His Mask's So Big It's Full Of Secrets!|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Motive Reaction|(Open!)

The villain had been making himself quite scarce the past day or two, he had already figured that they were some kind of hostages even before the announcement that there was KILLINGS TO BE DONE!! But he hadn’t expected a motive, and especially not one that was of dark secrets. Which, understandably, as an Evil Genius he had quite a number of. 

As he reached for his envelope he wondered which of his most delicious ones would be selected, after all, he was an extremely private person! There were many theories about just who he was in the public eye, and SKULL☆CRUSHER was not expecting the name at the top of the secret to be correct. 

If he weren’t wearing a mask, he might’ve paled at that moment a split-second of weakness that could only be identified to the outside viewer by his frozen position and, of course, his silence. But in the cacophony of panic or indifference by his fellow students this subtly would likely go unseen, because he recovered quickly from this moment, shoving the secret into his GIRLTECH(tm) PASSWORD DIARY for further analysis at a calmer time.

His erratic demeanor resurfacing, he cackled to no one in particular;

"IT APPEARS THAT THINGS HAVE GOTTEN INTERESTING! KEKEKEKE"

[scientific-despair]

Shenanigans Pending!|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Ticket Area|Open

[shslparapsych-blog]

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Ah, a quiet stroll. The perfect way to clear the mind, bring it into a perfect calm, straighten out any tangled thoughts and- jesus christ what IS that thing?!

Xavier froze mid-stride, making a concerned murmuring noise as he saw the evildoer’s… unusual getup. He coughed into his fist, watching SKULL☆CRUSHER from a distance, pondering whether he should throw holy water and run or not.

Come on, Xavier, he thought to himself, that’s barely polite. Drawing a breath, he approached the oddly-dressed crook, giving him a brief tap on the shoulder and stepping back.

"…"

He smiled humbly, not making a sound, trying not to get distracted by that garish getup. A guy with an eyeball bandana clasp is in no position to judge fashion choices.

[shslevilgenius]

Complete bafflement and otherwise fear and or apprehensiveness when approaching a being such as Skull☆Crusher wasn't exactly an uncommon reaction, and quite frankly it was what he was aiming for! However it is quite unwise to notify him of this initial impression because he will never stop speaking about how 'YOU WERE BAMBOOZLED BY MY STRIKING DRESS SENSE!'

However, the evil genius was lost in the deep catacombs of his mind when he was brought back into reality via a tap to the shoulder which made him jump quite visibly, before studying the person before him.

When it became clear after a few moments of silence that he would have to be the first to speak he began to introduce himself in a most animated way, lifting his arms and performing various gestures as he spoke

"GREETINGS FELLOW PEER! IT IS I, SKULL☆CRUSHER THE SUPERCALIGRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL EVIL GENIUS!! KEKEKEKE. I WAS JESTING ABOUT THE SUPERCALI PART FOR IT IS SIMPLY 'SUPER' IN ACTUAL TITLE WHICH I AM MOST OPPOSED TO SEEING AS A DELICIOUS WORD  AS SUPERCALIGRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS WOULD BE MUCH MORE STRIKING. THOSE FOLKS AT HOPES PEAK ARE TRULY WASTING POTENTIAL FOR REFERENCES!! OH, LOOK AT ME, BABBLING ON! KEKEKE HOW RUDE OF ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME??"

[scientific-despair]

Shenanigans Pending!|SKULL☆CRUSHER|Ticket Area|Open

Skull☆Crusher welcomed a bit of spontaneity in his life. It kept things fresh. More interesting! Even for a renown evil genius the same old routine of evil-doing would get monotonous! However this was a most peculiar situation, a situation that he was analyzing, making quite thoughtful sounds which would reverberate inside his mask, amplifying them. 

The sudden skip between Hope’s Peak and this museum-like place was ODD. He wondered if he had somehow traveled across the multiverse to appear at the museum with some sort of warp drive, but that WOULDN’T explain the multiple people (of whom he assumed were other students) that were also there. 

He papped his hand against the side of his mask.  

"HM. I HAVE ENDED UP IN STRANGER PLACES." 

He really had. A wild night with SKULL☆CRUSHER was truly wild, after all. 

Oh, well, it didn’t seem like there was anything threatening going on just yet, apart from the suspicious steel wall barring them from possible escape.  

The ne’er-do-well decided that he may as well ride it out! He would get to exploring and or getting up to some tomfoolery soon!

[shslevilgenius]

(shslpop-punk) [Text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS 

[text] ARE YOU SUGGESTING I HAVE APPEARED IN YOUR DREAMS?? IF SO I AM CONFUSED AND FLATTERED 

[text] HOLD ON I SHALL CONVEY THIS

[text] > //// < 

[text] KEKEKEKE I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE MYSTERIOUS MEDIUM OF TEXT FACES ANOTHER VICTORY FOR SKULL☆CRUSHER 

[shslpop-punk]

[Text]: alright are u fucking the name up on purpose?

[Text]: first u said wewes then wemes and now its mememes???

[Text]: what is it skull

[Text]: tell me

[shslevilgenius]

[text] OH DEAR I LET OUT A CONTINUITY ERROR KEKEKEKE

[text] OR PERHAPS THAT WAS PART OF MY PLAN ALL ALONG

[text] KE KE KE KE