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indie kokichi ouma rp blog written by kaycee

[shukensha]

Momota-chan!!‌:

Kaito frowns at that, finally clearing the last of the cookie crumbs from his throat. “Hey, don’t put down my sidekick to build me up!” he exclaims, “Shuichi’s plenty attractive!”

He looks contemplative for a moment, his eyes narrowing once more as he tries to read the supreme leader, eyes wandering over his expression. “Also, I’m pretty damn sure you’re lying. Why would you be complimentin me unless you wanted something?”

Kaito sighs, putting a hand behind his head. Nothing could ever be easy with Ouma, could it? If the other boy had simply asked him for help with something, this could’ve gone so much quicker; the Luminary of the Stars is a hero, and heroes don’t turn down anybody asking for help!

Well, maybe there would have to be some limits, depending on what Ouma wants.

“So, spill!” he says, his gaze turning accusatory, “What is it that you really want?”

“Well, I have a laundry list of things I could want from you, Momota-chan!”

He tapped at his mouth with his pointer finger as he spoke.

“I could want money, attention, a friend, your dick, some dessert, a soda, your life savings, your huge dick, nothing, everything...”

This was getting funnier by the second for Kokichi. He wondered to himself why he didn’t mess with the astronaut more than he does right now. Without Maki wanting to literally murder him for doing this or Shuichi, Kaede, or Rantarou trying to stop him from messing with the innocent man, Kokichi was free to do as he pleased and it was great.

“Any of that will do!” the supreme leader exclaimed, a smile bright on his face as he bit into another cookie. “Momota-chan can give me all of that, right?”

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Saihara-chan!!‌:

“But I already said I’d- u-ugh…” He hangs his head low with a groan when Kokichi starts wailing. (”Why this… why meee…”) He whines under his breath… before looking back up at him, mumbling in a defeated tone:

“O-Okay, okay, I’m sorry…. for um: being so cruel or whatever. Now stop crying… we can hang out and do that, okay?”

“Yay!”

The smaller boy’s tears immediately stopped and he pulled out his phone, scrolling through what happened to be a list of things he planned on doing with Shuichi that day.

“We could take over the local mafia and piss off Kuzuryuu-chan in the process, we could go sabotage Mioda-chan’s show, we could go buy ice cream, we could go commit a murder, we could play video games...”

He looked over at Shuichi with an expectant smile.

“What sounds good to you, Saihara-chan? I think they’re all great!”

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Shinguuji-san!!‌:

‘ i see, ‘ kiyo murmurs, their thin fingers twining together as they study him curiously, head tipping a notch to the side. ‘ … you want to learn how to intimidate others, and you thought you would ask me, because i am so naturally … ‘ they mull over the word for a moment, letting it roll off their tongue. ‘ unnerving. ‘ contemplatively, they fiddle with the locket around their neck. ‘ i am flattered. ‘ 

( their voice may be dry, but they do … half mean it. rarely is that seen as an asset about them. they would rather deal with kokichi’s inanities than have more people spooked by them to the point of solitude, as is so often the case. ) 

‘ strange. i had always thought the way you acted was specifically a disarming act to get people to take you less seriously. but if your intention is to come across as dangerous when you need to … hm. ‘ they consider it for a moment, pursing their lips underneath their mask. ‘ paradoxically, i think you tend to be too … open, sometimes. yes, you are a liar. but you make that … so well known, yes? the way you jest about it, the nature of some of the lies you tell … it makes you seem mercurial at best, or an annoyance at worst. you certainly could come off as enigmatic or threatening, though, should you try. ‘ 

“You thought this was all a disarming act?”

Kokichi’s expression darkened at the other’s words, then he broke out into boisterous laughter.

“You don’t even know the half of it!” The supreme leader exclaims, still laughing. “Jeez, and I thought you’d be able to read me like a book! I was scared for a second there that you would figure out all my secrets!”

By no means was Korekiyo actually wrong, as his actions do lull people into a false sense of security, though it was more of a beneficial side effect of how much he liked messing with people. His talent as a supreme leader was, however, by no means any minuscule feat as his lies and pranks move people around in the ways he wants them to, even if they don’t believe it.

But sometimes pranking was boring and even annoying with the amount of work required. Intimidation and mental manipulation tactics were something he needed to improve on day after day, as sometimes people tend to forget how dangerous Kokichi can actually be.

“And if you think that I’m actually open about my motives,” he said, expression darkening yet again, “then we’ll have a fun learning experience with one another these coming weeks.”

Then, immediately, his expression brightened again. It was as if he was getting bored of his own personality, but he simply wanted to see how the anthropologist would analyze him right then and there.

“Glad to have you on board as my kick-ass people teacher!”

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Momota-chan!!‌:

cont. from this with @shukensha!

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Kaito gives a soft chuckle at Ouma’s exclamation, at his obvious attempt to disguise his own feelings. He keeps one hand on the other boy’s shoulder, carefully reaching up to tuck a strand of hair behind his ear with the other.

“Oh, yeah?” he murmurs, deciding to play along for the moment, “That’s a real shame; I had fun dancin with you, even if you stepped on my toes a couple times.” His voice is teasing, though with the way he wears his heart on his sleeve, it’s not hard to tell that the first half of his words is genuine.

“You do a lotta dancin with Kiibo?” he asks, “I’m a little surprised he’d go to you for lessons.”

‘Damn it.’

Kaito was seeing right through the supreme leader and he felt incredible disappointment with himself in letting his resolve weaken over something as simple as affection. He felt incredible affection for some of the boys in his class, particularly Shuichi, yet somehow the Luminary of the Stars of all people has been catching his eye recently. His beloved Shuichi was far too busy for him right now, so he’s been busy with messing the astronaut, but as time had gone on he had began to enjoy his time with him and even started messing with him less.

Yet, such a simple ball room dance he wasn’t willing to do (”I would never want to betray my big brother Rantarou like that by dancing without him!” he said, but the teacher forced him to anyways) tugged at his heart strings. As he looked into the astronaut’s eyes the entire time, he could feel something tugging at his heartstrings and the feeling was incredibly unwelcome and bothersome, especially with someone like Kaito Momota, yet he was forced to indulge in them and it forced his resolve to weaken.

“I--” Kokichi’s train of thought stopped once Kaito moved a strand of his hair behind his ear, the intimate action causing a slight redness in his face to grow. His brain ran at a million miles per hour trying to come up with something about Kiibo, but outwardly the once confident clown prince of lies was still and temporarily silenced.

“I mean,” he started up after a long, awkward pause, “Only humans can dance, you know? I offered to teach him to dance since I’m so good at it and he wanted to become a real boy, but his nose kept growing because of how much he sucked at it. Just like Pinocchio!”

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Celes-chan!!:

@shukensha​ // Continued from here.

“Well of course I am a smart girl, Ouma. Any other assumption of me would be insulting as well as foolish. That is why, of course, I prefer cats. It is the only correct option.”

She smiled at him, but her eyes were clearly filled with an icy malice, like the cats she so loved playing with a mouse.

“That would be a shame, really, if you thought that. You really think I would not even bother to mask my motivations like that? That’s pathetic, really. Consider that you may be putting yourself into a different false sense of security, perhaps the exact one I wanted you to slip into.

She giggled in a high pitch, a delicate hand over her lips.

Kokichi narrowed his eyes at the gambler. It was never an easy task to get in the head of his senior and respected her tactics wholly, but he felt that her mask was the key to finding out her secrets as opposed to trying to dig into her.

Nonetheless, he expected her to be a cat person, which befuddled his judgment as he would’ve thought she would say something significantly more abnormal than just a simple house cat. He accepted his error in his thoughts, but still wondered why she would speak so highly about such a simple and domesticated creature such as a cat.

“I really hate liars like you,” he says, his words laced with malice yet still had heavy hints of respect, “Manipulative and selfish, only caring about themselves. It’s detestable.”

Then his face brightened.

“But at least you aren’t boring! Even if you picked the lesser option between cats and dogs.”

[shukensha]

IM SO SORRY I DISAPPEARED FOR A FEW DAYS, ive been so busy with family stuff and homework but i’m here i’m here! let me get to my replies and get back to you guys, i am so sorry ghndsfgndkjsfg

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‘ i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too. ’ // its-all-in-the-cards (hi there!)

“Oddly basic taste from someone like you, Celeste-chan.”

Then Kokichi pondered on her fondness for cats that she supposedly willingly shared with him, someone she knows is not to be trusted. A smile splays on his face, thinking of what Celestia could be doing.

“Or are you trying to trick me into a false sense of security of knowing your weakness for when we play poker next?” He asks, a smirk on his face. “You’re a smart one, Celeste-chan! Making me buy special sunglasses and giving me false facts about yourself– I like that.”

[shukensha]

“Anyone know where mom is? I blew up a whole case of Panta in the hallway and I don’t feel like cleaning it up.”

[shukensha]

"let me show you just how good i can be." -findmeinthestarz

Kokichi was taken by surprise at Kaito’s soft smile and extended hand given to him. The empty dance room was filled with incredible tension, though not the type to get Kokichi by the throat with embarrassment. In fact, he welcomed the feeling (somewhat reluctantly) and took Kaito’s hand.

He allowed the astronaut to lead him in the dance, moving along with the other’s feelings. He was silent the entire time as they moved and listened to his every word.

Once they were done, Kokichi’s face was completely neutral as he looked right into Kaito’s eyes. Then, he burst out laughing, though it felt extremely forced.

“Man, Momota-chan!” he shouts, still laughing, “You really suck at dancing! Kee-boy dances better than you, and he’s not even human! Imagine being worse than a robot!”

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‘ what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately). ’ - caunosfell

Kokichi takes out a steel flask that absolutely does not look like something he owns, flicks the top off of it, and takes a sip from the flask.

“You and me both, Shinguuji-san,” the supreme leader says as he takes yet another sip of something that smells eerily like grapes and eerily sickeningly sweet, “You and me both.”

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‘ i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues. ’

“You too?!”

Kokichi grabs the yakuza’s hands excitedly, stars in his eyes.

“Wow!” he shouts, jumping up and down, his hands still holding the other’s, “It’s like we’re twins, Boss Baby!”

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‘ if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck. ’

“Souda-chan thinks we’re friends?”

He lightly sways side-to-side thinking about his potential friendship with the mechanic. Responding back would be easy and it’d make Kazuichi happy, but.

“That’s cute and sweet, Souda-chan! I would never say that to you!”

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i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

[shukensha]

all ive done since i got back here is cause problems on purpose

so glad i’m back in the groove of this little bitchy gremlin

[shukensha]

Momota-chan!!‌:

Very tentatively, Kaito takes a small bite out of the cookie, his eyes almost comically narrowed in suspicion as keeps his gaze on Ouma the entire time. It’s not that he doesn’t trust the other boy; okay, well, maybe he doesn’t, but- Kaito has a feeling that there are good intentions somewhere deep down within him. Very deep down. Regardless of the faith in humanity that Kaito wears on his sleeve, extending out to anyone that asks for it- he isn’t stupid, and he knows Ouma often has ulterior motives that obfuscate any good intentions he might also have. 

Not even mentioning the amount of pranks he’s been subjected to, Kaito feels like it’s more than appropriate to exercise some caution around the self-proclaimed supreme leader.

His suspicions are almost instantly interrupted at Ouma’s last words, though, a flush rapidly spreading across his face as he chokes on his cookie. “What the fuck are you talking about?” he stammers out, “Can you not be weird for once, dude?”

“What’s so weird about asking the hottest guy in our class to be more-than-friends with me?”

Kokichi could feel Kaito’s resolve weakening and realized he probably didn’t even need to blackmail the heroic Luminary of the Stars. Despite how intelligent the astronaut was (which Kokichi reluctantly admitted to himself), Kaito wasn’t exactly the most socially aware person within their class.

It also felt too easy and simple for the supreme leader, so he wanted to kick it up a notch.

“I’d even say you’re more attractive than my beloved Saihara-chan!” he exclaims boldly. “I could be lying, but I can also tell you I’m certainly not not not not lying!”

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Saihara-chan!!‌:

“I don’t know what you mean. I did exactly what you asked me to, didn’t I?” Remarks Shuichi with a hint of a smirk on his face. Though he still sighs at the overdramatic display Kokichi gives, and knows he’ll never hear the end of it if he keeps acting like he’s really going to ignore him, so…

“Alright, alright, I’m just messing with you…” Placing the bookmark inside it, Shuichi closes his book, looking up towards him. “Th-Though um… what do you exactly want to… do. Unless you just wanted to hang out…”

Shuichi was flustered, and Kokichi was finally back in control of their friendship. He felt a sense of accomplishment inside, but his beloved detective still needed to pay for his transgressions.

“I wanted to hang out with you and maybe play video games but,” he says, pouting, “Saihara-chan really doesn’t care about my feelings. Just because I’m an evil supreme leader doesn’t mean I’m not a fragile person!”

As if on command, Kokichi’s crocodile tears began to flow from his eyes.

“I have my weaknesses too, you bully!”

Kokichi was now full on sobbing.

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Shinguuji-san!!‌:

‘ … it was a simple enough question, ‘ kiyo says, and their voice sounds so weary. no rest for the wicked. they wonder if their classmates are their form of eternal damnation. even with all that they have committed, they think it might be a little bit of a harsh punishment. ‘ all i wished to ascertain was whether you were interested in weapons that served to instill fear, or if you were interested in weapons that were effective at killing. ‘ 

they rewrap their hand, tucking the bandages safely away, and don’t deign to respond to the question. it is interesting, too - even with the length that they had unwrapped, kokichi hadn’t gotten even so much as a glance of their skin. it looked as though that was well hidden. just another secret they had. 

‘ so. you wish to intimidate rather than cause actual harm, yes? ‘ 

it’s only half in the context of the lesson they’re preparing for him. a scholar’s eyes, sharp and golden, sweep over kokichi, looking thoughtful for a moment. this was as much an opportunity for them to study him as it was for him to learn from them. how fascinating. 

‘ if you prove yourself to be a good student, i will even let you handle some of the equipment in my lab, granted you wear gloves and a dust mask to prevent contamination. however, ‘ and they incline one thin, bony finger, ‘ you have not proven that, yet. making jokes about my … proclivities certainly sets you far back. ‘ 

“Who said I was making a joke?” he asked innocently, “It was a serious question, you know. I could be getting myself into something weird right now.”

Kokichi shrugs in response, knowing he won’t get an answer from the annoyingly serious Korekiyo Shinguuji. But what he does know is that they are more than equipped to intimidate and kill just on looks alone and figuring out what makes them so threatening to simply stare at and how far their threat level can go is something he needs to figure out, which this opportunity allows him to get at.

“But yes,” he says, arms now on his sides, “I want to scare people more than harm. I can make examples of my subjects as much as I want, but what’s the point of being the leader of an evil organization if they’re all dead or in the hospital? They need to know who’s top dog around here, and sometimes my colleagues don’t respect me.”

The supreme leader lets out a loud sigh.

“They keep telling me about how cute I look and all and people don’t take me seriously because of that. Not my fault I was born with devilishly handsome features, you know.”