Victoria Hand

Norman. Shut up for one second, please.

[shutupnorman]

... What time is it, and why am I awake?

[alittlekreeinme-blog]

“Holy shit… why are you talking so loudly, Va-Pep-what’s your name again?”

“Ohmagawd, why am I here? I must be dreaming- or drunk.”

[shutupnorman]

... What happened to you?

[shutupnorman]

... What time is it, and why am I awake?

[presidentgoblin]

You know, I hired that woman but for the life of me I can't remember why.

[shutupnorman]

Well, you know what they say, sir.

Behind every great man is a woman keeping his anti-psychotic medication in check. 

[soldatzimy-archive]

shutupnorman

Ms. Hand. 

[shutupnorman]

Mister Barnes.

[soldatzimy-archive]

Been a while.  How’s tricks working for the most hated man in the city?

[shutupnorman]

I seem to have more headaches than before my employment. How's things being the second Captain America? That is still your thing, correct?

[presidentgoblin]

I suppose it would do me some good to actually appreciate my assistant every now and then.

So here, consider yourself appreciated. 

[shutupnorman]

It would do you some good, but you’re still going to therapy. 

[presidentgoblin]

You harpy wench. 

[shutupnorman]

Keep it up and I'll also pencil you in for sexism, anger management and sexual harassment classes. 

[shutupnorman]

+ alittlekreeinme

Karla. 

Please don’t make me shoot you again.

[alittlekreeinme-blog]

I filed my damn taxes. What more do you want?

Last I checked, I haven’t been leaving wet spots in any mutual beds. So have some manners, and don’t greet me threats.

[shutupnorman]

Who's threatening? You're being awfully defensive for no reason.

[aresisgodofmoved]

shutupnorman

“Miss Hand… What are you doing here?”

[shutupnorman]

Victoria pauses for a moment, raising her eyebrows above the rims of her glasses.

“Ares, I…okay I knew there were Bullseye’s but I had no idea there was more than one of you…” 

[aresisgodofmoved]

“Aye. My… twin and I were equally perplexed by the situation. I can assure you, however, I have moved passed my time with your ilk. The only thing that stops me from slaying Norman is my duplicate’s affections.”

[shutupnorman]

"Well that's good for all of us involved. Norman does sign my paycheck so I'd really rather he stay alive enough to do that."

[egotisticalblowhard-blog]

shutupnorman started following you

“You again, huh? Here to overdose me on my meds like you did with Mac? Or is it just National Bitchy Lesbian Day?”

[shutupnorman]

“…Ugh, Bullseye. No, don’t worry, we already have all the insane killers we need this time around.”

[egotisticalblowhard-blog]

“Aw, I’m hurt baby,” he places a hand on his chest in a mock-display. “You can never have enough insane killers until you got.. the world’s! Deadliest! Assassin!” He straightens his back and crosses his arms with a slightly-amused expression, “Either way, I wouldn’t work under you again if I had a choice, so I ‘preciate it.”

[shutupnorman]

"Well lucky for all of us involved you have a choice," Victoria pauses for a moment and then gives a nonchalant shrug. "Unless Norman decides he'd like to have you chained up in the basement again for some reason."

[alittlekreeinme-blog]

How to say “Good Morning” to your Co-Workers

with Victoria Hand and Karla Sofen

[presidentgoblin]

I suppose it would do me some good to actually appreciate my assistant every now and then.

So here, consider yourself appreciated. 

[shutupnorman]

It would do you some good, but you're still going to therapy. 

[soldatzimy-archive]

shutupnorman

Ms. Hand. 

[shutupnorman]

Mister Barnes.

[aresisgodofmoved]

shutupnorman

“Miss Hand… What are you doing here?”

[shutupnorman]

Victoria pauses for a moment, raising her eyebrows above the rims of her glasses.

"Ares, I...okay I knew there were Bullseye's but I had no idea there was more than one of you..." 

[ashfox-deactivated20170425]

[shutupnorman]

+ alittlekreeinme

Karla. 

Please don't make me shoot you again.

[egotisticalblowhard-blog]

shutupnorman started following you

“You again, huh? Here to overdose me on my meds like you did with Mac? Or is it just National Bitchy Lesbian Day?”

[shutupnorman]

"...Ugh, Bullseye. No, don't worry, we already have all the insane killers we need this time around."

[shutupnorman]

Norman Virgil Osborn.

[shutupnorman]

That’s a lie and we both know it. 

[presidentgoblin]

#The day you can be left by yourself as a responsible adult is the day hell freezes over.

[shutupnorman]

#Woman I swear to god

Swear all you like. 

[shutupnorman]

Norman Virgil Osborn.

[shutupnorman]

Why is it I can never leave you alone for any length of time? 

[presidentgoblin]

Oh come I didn’t even do anything this time! 

…I don’t think. 

[shutupnorman]

That's a lie and we both know it.