* the nightsky.

❝ thoughts are the shadows of our feelings — always darker, emptier and simpler. ❞ ⌠ kodi. xxii. oc. mirror lit. multi verse. ⌡

[soracities]

a small lexicon of love, part 2 — Vladimir Nabokov to his wife Véra

[deactivated-blog]

Lee Tae Eun (T-Ae - ex-Rania) - 9 avatars.

credit as suture.

[notallbees]

AU scenarios "we're bad at dating" edition

[jaboems]

notallbees:

I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends

One of us thinks this is a date but the other thinks it’s an informal job interview

I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date

We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up

We took each other’s underwear from the laundromat by mistake

I got drunk and sent a sexy naked pic to my ex but I sent it to you instead by mistake

We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date

I’m calling to cancel our date because I’m actually in the ER right now, sorry. …I mean, sure, I guess you can come down here, but… okay…

We had sex at the office party but we’re both workaholics so we don’t normally date

We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?

You bought me at a charity auction and you’re probably a serial killer

You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole

Your appointment with a sexual therapist was right after mine and we got talking in the waiting room

We’re on a blind date, but wait a moment… aren’t you that guy who gave me a hand job at a Renaissance Faire a year ago?… what do you MEAN “WHICH ONE”?

We both picked the same power ballad at karaoke so we sang a duet

We’re both trying to take advantage of the unlimited appetizers deal on separate dates at TGI Fridays and I got the mozzarella sticks and I’m on my sixth plate and I want to die, can I PLEASE swap you for some of your wings?

[brella]

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

[shvdos]

AHHHHHHH!!!

HAAAAAAA!!!

[shvdos]

"Do you want some cocoa?"

What’s better than having a friend to cuddle with during cold and breezy day while watching a bad movie ? Not realising it sooner, they both had the same style of clothing. Sweaters, which fits the ~sweater weather~ and comfy sweatpants. Kodi leaned over towards the coffee table to grab the portable mouse and hits the pause button. 

❝ Need any help ? ❞ 

[shvdos]

Fuckboy Starters.

"Well we were never officially together so..."

"Wanna come over and watch Netflix?"

"Haha and then what? ;)"

"I may be white, but I'm black from below the waist ;)"

"What's your bra size?"

"Nudes? ;)"

"So what would we be doing if we were alone rn? ;)"

"Lets play 20 questions."

"I-can't-function-without-my-mom-yet-I-disrespect-all-women"

"I'm not a fuckboy."

"I'll do it if you kiss me."

"If I send you flowers will you send me nudes?"

"What do you mean you won't give me a blowjob?? I paid for our date!"

"You owe me."

"Who cares if it's the first date?"

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone ;)"

"Hahaha, can I watch?"

[shvdos]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

[wnq-writers]

She has eyes like pearls, Beautiful, drowning eyes, And a smile rehearsed to perfection.

tiltofficial  (via wnq-writers)

[shvdos]

📱

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: what_is_this.mp3

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:❛ Is he going to bite me again – dear gosh. ❜

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:{{ Hecka fast – unless she falls asleep.

How often our muses text:{{ They text regularly, so it’s all good.

How often our muses call:{{ Still haven’t called each other. :<

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:{{ No –

Last text sent from my muse to yours:( ✉ » зло каннибал ) *evaporates and melts at the same damn time*

[shvdos]

📱

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: blackbear - marilyn monroe

What contact photo my muse has set for yours: 

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:❛ One day.. I will be as eloquent as her. One day.. but not today. ❜

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:{{ As fast as she could.

How often our muses text:{{ Not as often as Kodi would have hoped for. 

How often our muses call:{{ Not so often. This should change.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:{{ She would never.

Last text sent from my muse to yours:( ✉ » моя богиня ) aaaaaaaaaah i am hungry and i miss you – we should grab lunch sometime soon, okay? 

[ask-the-seahorse-archive-blog]

Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse's Phone

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

How often our muses text:

How often our muses call:

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

[the-write-ideas]

Fluffy + Shippy sentence pack

requested by anonymous

“I’ve got a kiss with your name on it.”

“Want to make some hot chocolate and make s’mores in the microwave?“ 

“I don’t remember what life was like before loving you.”

“You look adorable when you’re cold.“ 

“What would I do without you?”

“My hands are so cold, will you warm them?”

“Sorry, was this your sweater? I’ll give it back… eventually. ”

“You look nothing like [celebrity]. You’re much more pretty/handsome.” 

“Ow, I got a papercut… kiss it?”

“I love this song! Want to dance?”

“Here, I’ll kiss it better for you.”

“I can’t imagine being alone anymore.“ 

“Let’s just stay in tonight and watch movies.”

“It’s not just you that I love. I love the me that I become when you’re around.”

“I bet I’m a better cuddler than you.“ 

“Cold? Here, let me hold you.”

“Do you think you could maybe just talk to me? I don’t care about what. I just want to hear the sound of your voice until I fall asleep.“ 

(via the-write-ideas)

[shvdos]

👌perfect~

glow.

squeeaals thank you ; v ;

[shvdos]

you know, your posts are somewhere up there, one can not see them at all

glow. 

how about now?

[shvdos]

hEY GIRL YOURE A 9/10 and im the 1 you need bye

excuse me as i scream your smooth lvl is extreme, bruv

[fytaeeun]

t-ae horror gifset for anon