ShitSeanSays

My coworker says a lot of weird shit. Special thanks to the team at BV33 for their contributions 😂

[shxtseansays]

"It does smell like death in here; like a small mass murder." -Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"Don't say chiccant, say chicCAN!" -Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"Make Disney Great Again" -Sean 2K17, talking about the golden age of Disney Channel.

[shxtseansays]

"Nose goes, you touched your nose, you goes!" -Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"His name is Gentle Jim." -Sean 2K17, referring to his manager card.

[shxtseansays]

"Sean, have you ever waited 13 years for something before?" - me "Yeah, my 13th birthday." -Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"You're a different person now." - me "Yeah, I have less hair." -Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"Anything else off the top of your head that you can think of?" - me "I would say hair but I can't afford that." - Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"Bill Wang the drive-thru guy!" - Sean 2K17 to the tune of the Bill Nye theme song.

[shxtseansays]

"Me go on break." - Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"My fake daughter is a real disappointment." - Sean 2K17, referring to Amanda who is his fake daughter.

[shxtseansays]

"Taylor Swift is my jam!" -Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"Here, sink you can have this" -Trinity, as she drops stuff into the sink and then something on the floor. "Here, floor, you can have this." -Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

"Don't forgot!" - Sean 2K17

[shxtseansays]

“On a scale of 1 to the Warriors blowing a lead, he’s donezo.” - Sean 2K17 talking about another coworker after a prank.

[shxtseansays]

"On a scale of 1-10, who washed this?" - Sean 2K17, referring to a dish.

[shxtseansays]

"Literally the grossest thing I've ever seen, and I've looked in a mirror once." - Sean 2K17