student by day, writer by night

it's hard to be the bard // chaotic writeblr

[despazito]

museum jobs in 2200

meme interpreter 

jpeg to holographic mind projection conversion

fursuit conservationist 

[perditism]

me, watching excellent writeblrs and wips get recognition and praise:

[mecharose]

lust as a frat boy. wrath as a soccer mom

[mecharose]

greed as an Instagram influencer. envy as an unfaithful suburban dad

[nintendocialism-deactivated2023]

sloth as a tumblr user. gluttony as those people who travel around america doing those exclusively american ‘if you eat it all you get it free’ challenges.

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

@nintendocialism oddly specific but completely accurate.

[nintendocialism-deactivated2023]

omg thank u that’s my goal

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

my goal is ominously ambiguous

[mecharose]

lust as a frat boy. wrath as a soccer mom

[mecharose]

greed as an Instagram influencer. envy as an unfaithful suburban dad

[nintendocialism-deactivated2023]

sloth as a tumblr user. gluttony as those people who travel around america doing those exclusively american ‘if you eat it all you get it free’ challenges.

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

@nintendocialism oddly specific but completely accurate.

[storydesk-deactivated20190520]

19th Century Lawyer at a Murder Trial: Now, remember sir, you must speak plainly but delicately, there are ladies present.

19th Century Women Attending Murder Trial, banging their fists on the table: Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

is this Madame Defarge from A Tale of Two Cities

[mecharose]

lust as a frat boy. wrath as a soccer mom

[mecharose]

greed as an Instagram influencer. envy as an unfaithful suburban dad

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

listen I'm just saying that there is nothing on God's green earth that ignites in me more transcendent and euphoric emotion than the opening bars of 'careless whisper'

[nintendocialism-deactivated2023]

just give me thirty years living at £24,999 until they wipe my student debt and then it’s over for you bitches

[faistyboyconnor]

so Afton, do you have any opinions about dear evan hansen at all? /s

No whats that

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

opinions or deh? bc opinions are things that you feel strongly about, usually based in both fact and personal experience. deh is a musical which won multiple tonys, starring the legend ben platt in the lead role of evan hansen

[faistyboyconnor]

oh I get it so if I fell down the stairs and broke my leg and I feel strongly is that an opinonion? Also I thought muscals were the things in your body that grow when u work out??? I have no idea who Tony or Ben Plart are

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

well if you fell down the stairs and broke your leg, that would be a fact. the way you feel about that (like “this sucks >:/” or “i should break the other one too!”) would be an opinion nope those are muscles. a musical is a show preformed onstage including both spoken words and singing. ben platt is a radical funky jewish singer and a tony is an award

[faistyboyconnor]

Idk that sounds kinda fake. I’m at least 3% sure Tony is the name of an Italian person. I think I’m gonna need some sources.

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/tony-awards-2017-dear-evan-hansen-comes-away-as-big-winner SEE?! WHY R U ARGUING W MINORS ON THE INTERNET >:///////

[faistyboyconnor]

This is tumblr dot com. I reserve the right to ignore any facts I disagree with. You are hereby invalidated.

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

actually I reserve the right to misconstrue everything you say and paint u into a bad person without checking a single thing I said to make sureI’m right, so there

[faistyboyconnor]

im exposing u to ur stans

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

thank u, eggs

eggs

thank u, eggs

eggs

I’m so

Hecking

Grateful

For my

Eggs

[bbillzy-blog1]

I’m never gonna hear Thank you,next the same way again. Damn it.

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

@bbillzy you're so welcome.

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

thank u, eggs

eggs

thank u, eggs

eggs

I’m so

Hecking

Grateful

For my

Eggs

[nintendocialism-deactivated2023]

thank u

legS (LEGS) 🤸‍♀️

thank u

peCS (PECS) 🏋️‍♀️

thank u

chEQUES (CHEQUES) 💰

i’m so heckin gr8ful for my flex 💪

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

thank u, eggs

eggs

thank u, eggs

eggs

I’m so

Hecking

Grateful

For my

Eggs

[221carnationsonthewall]

Tell me I’m wrong

@nintendocialism @shyberiuswrites

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

@221carnationsonthewall this is what real dreams are made of 😤😍

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

thank u, eggs

eggs

thank u, eggs

eggs

I'm so

Hecking

Grateful

For my

Eggs

[alec-isnt-your-bitch]

We can officially say Wayward Son comes out this year, what a time to be alive

[shyberiuswrites-blog]

@221carnationsonthewall

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead

[cosmic-radiation]

They’re doing what

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

challenging God it seems

[galexy-chan]

Stay hopeful,it could be your fanfic anytime