ALL HAIL LORD SIDBATCH

i swear if sidbatch ends up becoming my legacy on this goddamn website

#sidbatch #sidbatched #the holy mother #the virgin shira #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

the possibility is there. This URL has seventy-nine followers and counting.

It's been less than a week.

Good morning, fellow followers I just had a lovely dream about our lord and savior, the mighty sidbatch.

#sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

UHM

for the anon that requested Sherlock having a nightmare i’m not even sorry for the sidbatch but i’m scaring myself, really

HEY DENI

#johnnybooboo #sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

but before I rest

CREATIONS OF THE FOLLOWERS.

creation credit to Deni, aka johnnybooboo

I must rest, fellow followers of the sidbatch religion. My bed is calling me. I must go pray to our lord before my slumber. I will return tomorrow to continue in my quest for sidbatch supremacy. As always, hail the virgin Shira. Hail the might morph thingy. And above all, hail lord sidbatch.

#sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER HOLY MOTHER. MISS. YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN US IN OUR FAITH, BUT DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS THE HOLY VIRGIN SHIRA!

#p: the holy mother #sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

so am i like a prophet or something

you are the holy mother of lord sidbatch.

The sidbatch version of the virgin mary.

The virgin Shira.

LET IT BE SUNG

the virgin shira

well

that is

very nice

#sidbatch #sidbatched #p: the holy mother #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

I thought so

SHIRA

CHRIST

IM CHOKING

heLP

One time, I had a dream that lord sidbatch preformed the heimlich on me. Maybe that would help, as you seem to be choking.

JESUS CHRIST HOLD ME

you’d think, that as the holy mother, you’d want lord sidbatch to hold you

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME

#forgive me?#lord sidbatch hear my prayer #that the holy mother will show her forgiveness #it is all I desire #sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

My most sincere apologies, holy mother. I meant no disrespect.

so am i like a prophet or something

#p: the holy mother #the virgin shira #sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

you are the holy mother of lord sidbatch.

The sidbatch version of the virgin mary.

The virgin Shira.

LET IT BE SUNG

SHIRA

CHRIST

IM CHOKING

heLP

One time, I had a dream that lord sidbatch preformed the heimlich on me. Maybe that would help, as you seem to be choking.

JESUS CHRIST HOLD ME

#sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

you'd think, that as the holy mother, you'd want lord sidbatch to hold you

SHIRA

CHRIST

IM CHOKING

heLP

#Helpful advice from the follower?#sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

One time, I had a dream that lord sidbatch preformed the heimlich on me. Maybe that would help, as you seem to be choking.

GUESS WHO’S BACK

this is now relevant again

#p: the holy mother #sidbatch #sidbatched #ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH

it takes great effort to bring forth the image of our lord, the holy sidbatch. I have yet to acheive it. The holy mother shira has succeeded. HAIL THE HOLY MOTHER

the masterpost

#ALL HAIL KING SIDBATCH #CREATIONS OF THE FOLLOWERS

LOOK! IN THE DISTANCE!

IT IS THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR!

where-are-the-owl-s

SIDBATCHTARIAN AND PROUD

I got bored. I can’t draw since I’m incapacitated I managed to write this with my left [that’s why it sucks ass] So, yeah… JOIN THE RELIGION FOR THE MIGHTY LORD SIDBATCH