[jjbennett]

MAMA BEAR WAS EXCITED TO SEE ME TODAY. WHAT’S UP HOUSTON. 📸: @sidsnotvicious

[luvbey]

*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

[disc80s]

[jetpackkblues-blog]

Me: “Please play Nelly Furtado.” Siri: “I can’t find any Deli Fur Tacos.” … Me neither Siri.

[hungwy]

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

Wait… How big did you think they were??

[hungwy]

[eyeshadowlooks]

[sidsnotvicious-blog]

Did I tell you all how shook I was last night when someone was snoring and I was ready to square up since I was at Awsten’s alone then it was the PUPPY?

[honeymoonavenue]

[malnedott]

,,, so i love this lipstick .. ?

(sugarpill’s trinket)

[sidsnotvicious-blog]

Enjoying the last day of not wearing a bra for days on end until tomorrow when my boobs go back in their spandex and wire prison for 12 hours a day.

[sidsnotvicious-blog]

Good morning I’ve had enough coffee to power a small country and now I have a sick stomach.

[g0th-bby-deactivated20151025]

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

[oel23]

semifinals today against USA. we’re getting close to the end of the tournament now and I want to say how it’s always a joy and a privilege to suit up for Sweden and to play with all of these guys who are scattered on so many teams most of the year. sorry America, we’re not going easy on you! 😗😗😗 🇸🇪 🇸🇪 🇸🇪

[hawkingsbird]

me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[chessys]

feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling

[sidsnotvicious-blog]

Hello I love all the girls who are reblogging my intro and telling me how cute I am. I am officially proposing to each of you and we can all be married and tell each other how cute we are on the daily.