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SOME KNOW ME AS THE SIGNLESS. I ONCE PREACHED FORGIVENESS AND EQUALITY, AND WAS PUT IN THE IRONS FOR IT. I STILL BELIEVE IN WHAT I TAUGHT, BUT DEATH AND A VAST EXPLETIVE HAVE CHANGED THE DELIVERY SOMEWHAT. [Bubblebound timeline Signless RP blog. PLEASE TAG YOUR GORE.]

[signlessons]

//afk for a bit, gonna watch the third nge movie

[signlessons]

THERE IS NO SIGNLESS IN THE PARTY UNIVERSE. WE CANNOT EXIST IN THE PARTY UNIVERSE.

[martyrslegacy]

My dorkhood has been impinged upon.

[signlessons]

WE’RE ALL AWFUL GROSS MANCHILDREN WHO NEVER GROW UP.

BETTER?

[martyrslegacy]

Oh yes, much.

[empatiat]

Are we having an alternate party? Was I not invited?

[signlessons]

IT'S A PARTY THAT OUR MOTHERS ACCOMPANY US TO AND WE ALL SIT AROUND PLAYING CARD GAMES AND NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT WHILE WAITING FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME SHOWS UP.

THAT PERSON NEVER ARRIVES. NONE OF US ARE THAT ALTERNATE. THAT ALTERNATE IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE.

EVENTUALLY WE EXCUSE OURSELVES ONE BY ONE, MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT 'GETTING AN EARLY DAY'S REST' AND THEN WE GO TO OUR SEPARATE HIVES TO BE BORING THERE.

THERE IS NO NEED FOR A PARTY BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SHITTY EVEN IF SOMEONE BROUGHT ALCOHOL (THE END RESULT WOULD BE WEEPING IN THAT CASE).

[riddlesinpaint]

same ol hive as before man, big one w/ the spires an tents an nonsense.

its like… ok its like

an

an

an like

an so much fuckin more i cant stand it shit god damn

[signlessons]

I SEE THE FOOD AND I'M WALKING FASTER. THAT LOOKS INCREDIBLE.

[signlessons]

riddlesinpaint replied to your post: " LIKE YOU WERE SOME SORT OF SEXUALLY ACTIVE RED-ASSED APE ON STEROIDS." Truly inspiring.

hey i laughed. ill get a shirt with that shit on it. fuck.

AT LEAST SOMEONE THINKS I'M FUNNY.

[martyrslegacy]

My dorkhood has been impinged upon.

[signlessons]

WE'RE ALL AWFUL GROSS MANCHILDREN WHO NEVER GROW UP.

BETTER?

[riddlesinpaint]

i aint funny or smart none but i can bench press a bitch like damn

sure man! also got blood in the sand, tony hawks pro skater, super mario, an… shit the titles all scratched off but i thinks its nintendogs

im ready an waitin whenever. got hella food. shit man. im about to get chinese too feelin in the mood

[signlessons]

SUPER MARIO OR NINTENDOGS SOUND GREAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT CHINESE IS BUT I WANT SOME TOO.

I'LL MAKE MY WAY OVER NOW. WHERE ARE YOU?

[signlessons]

WERE YOU AWARE THAT YOU CAN BE TRAMPLED BY SOMETHING WITH TWO HOOVES AND A FISHTAIL?

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED TODAY.

[signlessons]

THE HOOFBEAST HASN'T SPOTTED ME YET. I'M GOING TO RIDE IT.

[signlessons]

dissidentdualscar replied to your post: dissidentdualscar replied to your post: ...

If that makes you come around more often, then that’s thanks enough.

IT MIGHT, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT ELSE THERE IS TO DO AROUND HERE.

[signlessons]

" LIKE YOU WERE SOME SORT OF SEXUALLY ACTIVE RED-ASSED APE ON STEROIDS." Truly inspiring.

I COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD COLORFUL METAPHOR SO I USED A BAD ONE.

NOT ALL OF THEM CAN BE GEMS.

[signlessons]

geminidoomed replied to your post: geminidoomed replied to your post: geminidoomed...

eheh, he doe2n’t, no

THERE YOU HAVE IT. HE'S LESS OF A DORK.

[geminidoomed]

vegiitiible2 are gro22, II ju2t liike learniing 2hiit

[signlessons]

I MIGHT LIKE LEARNING SHIT IF IT'S NOT STUFF LIKE YOU'RE DESCRIBING BECAUSE HONESTLY, THAT SOUNDS UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED.

WHAT IF I LEARNED HOW TO RIDE THAT AQUATIC HOOFBEAST OVER THERE?

BRB GONNA GO DO THAT.

[signlessons]

geminidoomed replied to your post: geminidoomed replied to your post: ...

II’d actually enjoy haviing you around for 2ome rea2on ii2 le22 iintiimiidatiing two talk two you than iit ii2 my 2iignle22 >.>;;

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TYPE LIKE THIS AND PROJECT COLORFUL METAPHORS WITH A LOT OF SWEARING.

[signlessons]

dissidentdualscar replied to your post: dissidentdualscar replied to your post: ...

Quite simply? Yes.

WOW, UH, THANKS. I'M NOT SURE HOW TO RESPOND EXCEPT TO SAY THAT I'M TOUCHED.

[riddlesinpaint]

i think its become impossible that i cant not laugh at this shit you say god damn your words are colorful.

that picture was taken about 700 sweeps ago. i promise you all clothes stay on. what does that picture have to do with us playing l4d2 an eatin corn chips w/ hummus anyway.

[signlessons]

THANKS, I TRY. IF YOU CAN'T BE STRONG OR SMART THEN BE FUNNY.

THE UNDEAD ARE TERRIFYING, I HATED THEM ON ALTERNIA AND IN MINECRAFT WHEN I JUST WANTED MY NICE LITTLE FARMHIVE AND FIELDS AND I HATE THEM NOW. CAN WE PLAY SOMETHING THAT WON'T GIVE ME DAYMARES ABOUT TRAVELING BY DAY?

THE CORN CHIPS WITH HUMMUS, THOUGH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. I'LL GLADLY COME OVER AND EAT ALL YOUR FOOD.

[geminidoomed]

well that2 2omethiing two do riight there, learniing ii2 never a wa2te of tiime

[signlessons]

I RETURN FROM THE ULTIMATE TIME-WASTING BINGE AND YOU SUGGEST BOOK LEARNING? HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY MOTHER? SHOULD I EXPECT SOLILOQUYS ON THE MERITS OF VEGETABLES NEXT?