youâre dating one of my gang members, but iâm the boss and i know how to please you better.
i stole your car and the police isnât doing anything so you decided to track me down yourself and you found me, but whatcha gonna do, i went through your stuff so i know all your secrets.
youâre a heavy criminal or something idek and we hooked up a while ago but fuck, i owe my drug dealer money and i really pissed him off bc thatâs what i do and now i need you to help me otherwise iâm gonna be dead and you actually know what ur doing so.
weâre gang members but the rule is weâre not allowed to date people inside the gang, but thereâs a lot of sexual tension between us and then all of a sudden we have to take care of something together bc the boss says so and if you kiss me iâm gonna fucking kill you, but pls do.
your dad is my biggest enemy in the crime world and youâre a straight-up rebel, so to piss him off you decide to sleep with me and wow, it was fucking amazing, but now your dad is out to kill me so what now.
youâre a criminal and even though iâm a pretty good person weâre still dating and then you get caught and end up in prison and everyone that you owe money/drugs/etc from now comes to attack me and itâs a few years later when you get out and come to see me only to find out that nothingâs the same. (either i became a criminal/dealer myself or a prostitute/stripper bc i needed the money or i changed my name, moved away and gave birth to a child thatâs yours)
weâre two thieves who literally canât stand each other bc weâre each others biggest competitors so we have a stealing war with each other to prove that iâm the best in what we do and it doesnât stop at just stealing objects (girl/boyfriends, friends, jobs, name it!)
weâre lovers and we decided to rob a gas station together bc we needed the money and holy shit, we got a lot more cash than we expected, but oh shit turns out this business was actually really shady and now thereâs a whole gang after us thatâs trying to kill us to get their whitewashed money back.
weâre just normal people and weâve been going out for a few months and itâs pretty clear to me that youâre keeping something from me but i canât put my finger on it and all of a sudden i get kidnapped and itâs really fucking scary bc they look dangerous as fuck and they keep asking me the weirdest questions about you and wait what, it turns out you make drugs/sell guns/whitewash money/whatever ?!? and of course you come in and rescue me and iâm super relieved, but now i donât know if i should be mad or turned on about it all.
i work for a cartel, not because i want to but because theyâre gonna kill me if i donât and i just got to the united states and theyâre making me do all sorts of things (cutting coke, cleaning labs, âproviding moneyâ) and itâs really fucking awful, but then all of a sudden you notice me even though youâre (much) higher up and i donât know why but youâre helping me to get higher up as well and before i know it weâre getting assignments together and youâre like really bad ass fuck iâm starting to like you.