Luna doesn’t enjoy the human toilets.
As an elf, Luna’s whole purpose is to consume large quantities of herbivore flesh, protecting the mother tree and its children. If it wasn’t for the forests magical properties, the elves would’ve been buried under heavy black snow 2 million years ago.
But, in order for elves to properly protect the mother tree and fend off from hungry yeti’s, their biology had to take a major leap. Leading elves to adapt as these frog like creatures, sharp eared humanoids who leap across trees, catch herbivores with their tongues, and contain the meals in their elastic bellies. Capable of stretching to thrive the elves size.
And, to give thanks to the mother tree and her children, the elves shit out MASSIVE logs at the base of the trees. Feeding the forest to make it even stronger, protecting the elves further.
Luna decided that she’d like to interact with these advanced being known as humans, a somewhat similar looking species who ride large shinny flying mountians.
Although, Luna found it difficult living without getting 200 lbs of daily raw flesh. Even if the meals tasted amazing, they were far from filling to Luna’s standards.
Not to mention, she could hardly use the toilets. Anytime Luna wanted to unleash her bowls, she’d end up burying the porcelain seats in her poo, gathering an ear full from angry humans who had to shovel her waste.
Luna doesn’t really like living with humans anymore. They were fun to laugh, play, and joke around with, but the lack of food and puny toilets are really cramping her style.
The forest was far simpler. Eat, leap, eat, shit, eat, leap. And maybe fuck. It was a difficult life, but a good life. One that didn’t starve Luna, one that didn’t make her feel guilty, and one that didn’t feel so claustrophobic.
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