Tricks are for kids

Daniel Smitty || 18 || Human || FaceClaim: Dan Howell || About as intimidating as a pink butterfly

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

I love looking in the mirror.

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

Cliff jumping wasn’t what I had in mind.

[silly-smitty]

Well, what did you have in mind?

[silly-smitty]

It's good to get out.

[chip-off-the-old-potts-blog]

So you’re telling me you don’t know who I am, huh?

[silly-smitty]

Chip! I'm sorry, didn't recognize you from that angle. You look good. Not that you don't look good from other angles, you look great. 

[silly-smitty]

It's good to get out.

[notapricklythistle]

I don’t usually go…anywhere. Or do anything but I guess I was l lonely. {Blinks flushing slightly.} Uhm…okay. I guess they thought it’d be ironic. {Mutters} Considering I talk to plants.

[silly-smitty]

I spend my life on my computer and YouTube, if I'm being honest. *nods* That's a shitty thing to do. Did you say you talk to plants? Dude, that's so cool. I can't do anything. 

[silly-smitty]

It's good to get out.

[notapricklythistle]

Not much of a…people person… {Looks down hiding behind her hair.} Uhm…thanks. Your names interesting. Better than Thistle but that’s what I got named at the orphanage.

[silly-smitty]

Yeah, I understand that. Usually I don't leave my work or my apartment, but I needed to get out. Hey, don't hide in there. *smiles and peeks behind her hair* Why were you named that?

[silly-smitty]

It's good to get out.

[notapricklythistle]

…I’ve never gone out much. Uhm…it’s Thistle.

[silly-smitty]

*nods* I haven't either. Not much of a party person, but I like some of the people. I like your name. Thistle. I'm Dan Smitty, but everyone calls me Smitty. 

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

I love looking in the mirror.

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

I know, I know. Still, I just prefer my name. Especially when you say it. *She waggles her eyebrows suggestively* Whatever I say?

[silly-smitty]

*blushes lightly* Thanks, I think? *chuckles and raises his eyebrows* Well, maybe not everything. I'm not going to go jump off a cliff just because you tell me to. 

[silly-smitty]

It's good to get out.

[notapricklythistle]

….is that honestly important?

[silly-smitty]

.. Well I mean, never getting out isn't that fun. I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours. 

[silly-smitty]

It's good to get out.

I never get out. Who are you? 

[silly-smitty]

Look what I've got!

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

I love looking in the mirror.

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

Miss makes me feel old. *stifles her giggles in his shoulder* Just call me Pom, Dan. 

[silly-smitty]

Why? That's the youngest title you can give someone. *laughs and pats her head* Whatever you say, Pom. 

[silly-smitty]

We ran out of coffee.

And I’m still not awake. 

[comejetsam]

I heard swimming or showering helps.

[silly-smitty]

I can't necessarily do those at HQ. Well, actually, I don't know about that shower thing.

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

I love looking in the mirror.

[silly-smitty]

I’m sorry… miss? Is that good? *laughs and ruffles her hair slightly*

[glamorous-pom-blog-deactivated2]

Miss? Oh, lord. *hides her face in his shoulder as she laughs* 

[silly-smitty]

Is that not what you say? What do you want to be called? *blushes a little*

[silly-smitty]

We ran out of coffee.

And I'm still not awake. 

[quiet-evyl-blog-blog-blog]

[silly-smitty]

Looks like you got a little something on your shirt...

[silly-smitty]

Let’s go, I need one. Fucking totoro though.

[gorgeousnightmare-oogie]

I can take you to the store! Cute and fluffles and cuddles though

[silly-smitty]

Okay I'm totally down for that. Let's go. I need to purchase one.

[silly-smitty]

Oh my god where did you buy that?

[gorgeousnightmare-oogie]

The mall.

[silly-smitty]

Let's go, I need one. Fucking totoro though.

[gorgeousnightmare-oogie]

[silly-smitty]

Oh my god where did you buy that?