Silly Goose Posting

Side blog for posting dumb shit I think of and relearning how to be unapologetically cringe

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There is a certain meditative sweetness to sleep that you get in between alarms. I feel at one with rest and peace and my mind and body 

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The next drunk cigarette I will have will be those asbestos cigarettes from the early 1900s

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I wish I was someone’s beloved house pet. Life would be so fucking nice. Zero responsibilities, no bills or really any worries, no work. I wouldn’t be so fucking mentally ill and traumatized. Every time I see a cat in someone’s window they’re so peaceful and dogs are so happy. I want that. The world fucking sucks, politicians want my people dead and everything is expensive. I feel envious of my cat sometimes

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Yea I have OCD

Obscenely Colossal Dick 😎😎😎

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He used a hyper-realistic knife to stab the hyper-realistic victim hyper-realistically which caused hyper-realistic blood to come out of his hyper-realistic body. The killer stared with his hyper-realistic blood shot eyes that were dripping with blood. He then in a voice that only an insane person could make said “get some rest” 

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I am autismaxxing so hard these bitches ain’t ready

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Do you think eggs get scared when they’re being boiled?

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Bilbo was doing WHAT to the ring in his pocket!?!?

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She comorbid on my neurodivergence till I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH