bad at love

J. Badge Dale Est. May 1st, 1978 Product of Manhattan, NY. Doggy dad Engaged to a firefighting bombshell named Ronen Dating a four leaf clover named AJ Pansexual Don’t call me James. am NOT the real Badge, this is a creative writing account and no disrespect is intended.)

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📲 - Buckley, AJ [ Clover]

Badger: Hey, you busy tonight?

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📲- Morrone, Cami [ Baby Bear]

Cami: Of course he did. What a diva.

Papa Bear: Ronen fucking lets him, babe. If he didn't, he'd stop. I know, because he don't touch my shit anymore.

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📲- Morrone, Cami [ Baby Bear]

Cami: Did he come right in and help himself to his? Jack has no shame.

Papa Bear: He stole Ro's body pillow first.

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Ronen: Well, now I'm emotional. So, thanks for that.

Badge: How do I fix it, babe?

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📲- Morrone, Cami [ Baby Bear]

Cami: They are always going to be my favorite pictures!

Cami: Aww, he wanted to come and hang out with Pap.

Cami: Thank you! I love you.

Papa Bear: I brought the crates and beds I had for them back in New York, too. Well. Kind of. Sally's was broken, but I have her crate from Ronen's house in Austin.

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Ronen: If you change it to Robert, I'm calling you Bob for short because I've always wanted to call someone that.

Badge: Call me anything you want. Nothing will be ever better than you calling me yours, but...

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📲- Morrone, Cami [ Baby Bear]

Cami: Let me dry my face from the sob fest that I had over that Instagram post you made, and then I'll be right there!

Cami: I should have known Jack would end up with you.

Papa Bear: Sorry. Had to do it to you. LOOK. THOSE ARE CUTE FUCKING PICTURES.

Papa Bear: He spotted me running with Johnny & Fresh and decided to follow me home.

Papa Bear: Happy birthday, kid. I love you.

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Ronen: You wouldn't even have to ask me. I'd do it in a heartbeat, regardless.

Ronen: I bet we can come up with something significant to you. Like... Hattan. Badgett Hattan sounds cool.

Badge: Part of me thinks Leckie. For Robert. Could just change my first name to Robert. Robert Badgett Rubenstein-Morris?

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📲- Morrone, Cami [ Baby Bear]

Papa Bear: Hey, birthday brat.

Papa Bear: I have Jack, and Ro is making you birthday cookies. Come fucking love me.

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Ronen: You know Freshy is going to have to pay everyone a visit. She just loves to see people.

Ronen: I'm so ready to be yours, too.

Ronen: ...really?

Badge: I wanted to change my last name, anyway. To Morris, for my mom. So. J. Badgett Rubenstein-Morris sounds good to me.

Badge: I know what your name means to you, Ro. I could never ask you to change it. Mine... has less significance to me. It's easy to change for me. I want to drop the James, too. So really. It's gonna be Badgett Rubenstein-Morris. I can't think of a middle name to go with Badgett.

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Ronen: They are going to exist around our brand of chaos. I think cookies feels like a good advanced apology.

Ronen: I can't wait to be yours forever, officially.

Badge: I made sure they were far enough that we shouldn't be heard. But. Fair.

Badge: We have to get to planning all that once we get settled. We've been engaged for two years now, I am ready to just be your damn husband.

Badge: I wanna hyphenate my name, I think.

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Ronen: You got it! I want to make some for our new neighbors, too.

Badge: You're the sweetest fucking thing, Roey.

Badge: I can't believe I get to keep you...

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Ronen: Chocolate chip? Extra chunks?

Badge: If you make those... make extra for AJ? Pwease?

Badge: You could make DIRT cookies and I'd wolf them down, though.

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📲- Ronen [ Hubby to Be ]

Badge: Say way less.

Badge: She will be halfway over before I finish asking.

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↳ INSTAGRAM: dontcallmejames uploaded a photo.

baby girl, you rocked my world the moment you walked into that chemistry read and hit me with the ‘I guess you’re my dad now.’ Mickey was such a special girl and such a special project, and while being your dad for those three months were the best months of my whole ass life... getting to keep you after we wrapped will always be the greatest gift. I am so proud of you. Of the woman you are becoming, the hurtles you’ve cleared and the adventures still to come. You are a fucking supernova, little bear. And I love you so goddamn much. Happy 25th, Mick. You’re my favorite thing. xoxoxo - Hank aka Dad aka Trouble  tagged: @silver-cami​

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emmyrossum: well at least now i know i'm in good company with a fellow Manhattanite, at the very least. I must be the opposite of Elsa, the heat never bothered me, anyways? @don'tcallmejames

dontcallmejames: @emmyrossum No way? We're gonna get on like a wildfire. Love me a fellow Manhattanite. I feel that, but as much as I love surfing... I'll always prefer the snow, ahahah.

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emmyrossum: hm, good question? i'm not sure, i spent most of my time in New York this time last year, and there? hell yea it was hot @dontcallmejames

dontcallmejames: @emmyrossum It was hot... I'm from Manhattan, but like... it was not THIS hot. Granted, I was surfing most of the summer.