I'm tired

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[expectopatronuts]

most people think ‘pan’ stands for pansexual or panromantic when in fact it stands for panic, which incidentally is what i do all day

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Can you believe we can just live in our houses with little animals

[ex0skeletal-undead]

I can pick one up and kiss it any time you can just smooch them

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Every day I wake up to little animal snores in my bed is a revelation

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Sometimes you will be lying down and a little animal will stomp all over your body and organs 🥰

[apersnicketylemon]

“What makes the poor entitled to billionaires money??” 

Look, if I could donate 1% of my assets and it would end homelessness and global hunger permanently, I absolutely would do it in a half a heartbeat, and quite frankly it says a great deal about billionaires that they won’t do it, and it says a great deal about the people who don’t see a problem with 1% of people having the power to end almost all global suffering with a mere 1% of their wealth and simply refusing to do it. 

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

You are not entitled to the wealth of others.

Should they be charitable? Yes. If they are, great. If they aren’t, there’s nothing you can or should do about it.

[apersnicketylemon]

It’s literally not their wealth actually, when their workers are the ones producing, shipping, stocking, marketing, and selling the products just because their name is on the product. If 100 people work to sell something and 1 of them is so wealthy he will never spend the money in his life time, and the other 99 of them cannot afford both food and shelter this month, that isn’t ‘they got that wealth by themselves!’ that’s ‘they abused, coerced, manipulated and hurt 99% of the people in their company so they could have a bigger number in the account than the guy next door’. 

It’s not their money or their wealth if they abused and manipulated and harmed others to get it. Stealing it from their employees doesn’t make it theirs.

[froggysovereign-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr.

[alicexz]

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

[littleyoshi4]

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

[thelonelyskeptic]

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

[birdnerdpearl]

Yes.

[chubbymon]

What? How? O_O

[chocolate-kitty-cats-blog]

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

[whattheactualheckishappening]

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

[claudia-elliott-figueroa-deacti]

Waaaaat

[claudine1233-deactivated2020081]

Yup

[mew-mew-mothertrucker]

I’m doubting

[romanochez-deactivated]

I call bullshit

[romanochez-deactivated]

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

[jisoosrainbow]

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

[jisoosrainbow]

It’s the same as it was on my dash

[jisoosrainbow]

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

[aciidity-p0p]

How the fuck

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[jaya4life]

confused

[thesoundofmadness]

It didn’t work??

[evesbeve]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

[churrobird]

considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

[sunevial]

fuck it. why not

[cyanide-violence]

How the fuck

[anony-phangirl]

I want to check this theory… :00

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

hmmm

[the-timelord-from-hogsmeed]

IT WORKED OML I MEAN IM DEFINITELY NOT IN SOME OF THE FANDOMS IT SHOWED BUT IT STILL WORKED

[kendallroynsfw]

geralt of rivia is the most relatable game protagonist of all time bc 90% of his dialogue is just him talking to himself and monologueing details of his investigations like he’s in an episode of CSI

[kendallroynsfw]

geralt, completely alone, to absolutely no one: “hm. poor bastard’s eyes have been gouged out. he probably didn’t...see that coming.”

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[night-eyes1]

Jaskier,joking: I should have Geralt kill you for that.

Geralt,from another room: Who?

Jaskier: I was just jokki-

Geralt, walking in with sword in hand: No. Are they bothering you Jaskier?

[enigmaticpink]

Autistic peeps, reblog and add what texture you hate the most

Mine is canvas

[enigmaticpink]

I’ve had some people ask, so yeah this is post is totally fine for people with adhd to reblog too

[silvernight290]

Wool and tomatoes

[tolka-deactivated20200702]

do u guys remember those posts that would be like EVERY single mother fucker who reblogs this post will get an ask from me saying what animal their blog reminds me of. GO! and they’d get like 80,000 notes. do u guys think that those people r still answering those. like are they contractually bound by the tumblr engine to keep sending asks until they’ve actually sent one to every single person that reblogs. this is irl tumblr gothic

[tolka-deactivated20200702]

ok i’m doing my own

every single MOTHER FUCKER that reblogs this will get a custom swear word in their inbox. i WILL send every single one or else i shall take my own life with mine own enchanted blade. on my Honor. 

[mydarlingwitcher]

so we all know about the amazing headcanon that jaskier’s flirting game is thrown off by geralt’s simple presence (a sexy goose, sweetie? really?)

but shit, i wanna see jaskier turn on his flirting skills for real in season 2, acting all suave and charming

and geralt being like “um, right. that? that’s hot. fuck.”

[dandelionslute-deactivated20200]

Jaskier spends the Winter in Kaer Morhen, and on a particularly dull night when he’s had enough of watching Geralt spar with his brothers, he decides to go hunting around in Geralt’s room for some liquid fun.

He knows one of the bottles is White Seagull, a mild hallucinogen and sedative, and to be perfectly honest that sounds like exactly what he needs right now. He would love to stretch out across the bed and feel the white-noise feeling of prickling skin, feel his body grow heavy and numb and watch soft ripples he knows aren’t really there creep across the ceiling above him. 

He also knows one is Black Seagull, an incredibly potent hallucinogen, which in the right circumstances might also be fun, but he’s not quite sure he’s ready for that at the present time. Not after what happened the last time he ate some wild mushrooms with a similar effect..

He also knows Geralt has a number of other potions, ones to help control his respiratory and cardiac systems even more, ones to heighten his senses even further, ones to help heal wounds and cure poisons. He just didn’t expect Geralt would keep the whole lot of them mixed in together. And it doesn’t help that he uses the same blue glass vials for all of them. No colour system, Geralt, really?

And Jaskier thought he’d picked right by the scent of the Arenaria flower used to make White Seagull, quite pleased with himself in fact for picking up the scent of it amongst the Cherry Cordial and Redanian Herbal. Unfortunately for Jaskier, what he was smelling was the Berbercane Fruit used to create Cat, and by the time he recognised the tart taste of it on his tongue, it was too late.

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[dailycelebs]

The last scene in Avengers: Endgame… I’m at the theater with my son-

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

[catchymemes]

[pileof3pancakes]

Roadrunners just seem to be what Chickens would be if they were just had 15% more dinosaur

[bbsketches]

The only Witcher pairing I truly care about 🐴

[coffeeandsleeping]

Dear Tumblr users who I don’t know in real life,

I really like seeing your personal posts, even the whiny angsty ones, and particularly the strange boring ones. I like these little windows into your lives even if I’ve never seen pictures of you and all I really know is that we like a few of the same tv shows. Please continue to let me read your to do lists and your conversations with strange relatives.

Thank you,

Stranger from the internet.

[dechart]

thank goodness, i was worried yall would wanna get rid of me

[churchofpossum]

A humble Mermay offering. Grumpy Geralt mershark.