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I am here to lurk and reblog. Please don't talk to me unless the hellsite is no longer on fire.

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

whats that kink called that you get from reading too much fantasy lit as a child that makes you want to be tortured in front of someone who loves you so you can see the pleading desperation in their eyes and hear how much they love you in between the cracks of their voice and really truly believe they would do anything to save you. also you get to look so cool and brave and covered in blood and soooo able to withstand pain haha no just me? ok

[automatonwithautonomy]

there is a lot of cutting off data mid info-dump in tng but also. consider that we're pretty much always seeing them in the midst of a Situation. you have to imagine that when they're just warping along he gets to natter on to his heart's content.

[ttrraasshh]

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

[wizardarchetypes]

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

[wizardarchetypes]

the hinges require special tools, else i’d have the door off already lads i’m a dyke

[wizardarchetypes]

we can all go to bed

[pjackk]

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

[viaunduende]

theyre frotting and porking on those damn bottles

[pjackk]

I NEED TO BE LIOCKED AWAY

[human-pet-they]

closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a "humiliating job interview" sexual fetish so my life becomes easier

[utopians]

PJACKK ACCOUNT RESTORED

[utopians]

NVM IMMEDIATELY BANNED AGAIN??

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[longseasons]

this June we're getting hot and letting no one hit

[mercuryconfetti]

Bring it arooooouuund tooooowwn

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[yay-bunnies-zone]

p jac

[foone]

2008, and I'm getting ready for my government job fresh out of college. There's a suddenly bright light as a tear in space appears, and a bright haired female version of myself steps through it.

"Foone! I have an important message, from your future self!"

"oh wow, is it that I'm a girl and need to transition immediately?"

"no, you'll figure that out yourself. This is more important"

She steps closer and takes my face into her hands.

"never read homestuck for a boy you have a crush on. Farewell!"

There's another flash and a momentary smell of ozone, and I'm alone in my apartment again, more confused than ever.

[foone]

A couple people have reblogged this with tags like "what about for a girl?" so let me be clear by quoting my beloved grandpa, may he rest in peace:

Always do what a cute girl tells you to do.

[pjackk]

Lol i have almost completed the work

[riverofmolecules]

true allyship

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors