SIMPARD IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[motherscarf]

Four years ago… society…. Society said that simpard didn’t have rights.

But today. Today…..

Happy 4 year anniversary to the only ship that counts. 💖

[simpardluvr1]

it’s our birthday bro @simpard4evr

[cock-holliday]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the little signs on the wall at the museum are for the nutritional information. “wire and canvas, 2019” ok so not a snack and it’s expired. great

[simpardluvr1]

Who’s the best Simon snow ship

Simpard

Some other secret option (tell in the tags? Im curious I can’t think of any)

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023

[simpardluvr1]

So about 15 ppl voted for simpard but 10 people voted for other and NOBODY reblogged and said who they voted for in the tags. As if we’re supposed to know

[motherscarf]

Hey @rainbowrowell it was a pretty big decision to make awtwb fully about Simon and Shepard falling in love. How did you expect fans to react to that? Did you fear the weird baz/Simon shippers?

[rainbowrowell]

I’m very brave and forged ahead.

[simpardluvr1]

[simpardluvr1]

Who’s the best Simon snow ship

Simpard

Some other secret option (tell in the tags? Im curious I can’t think of any)

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023

[radiation]

[unconfirmedvampire]

bro…

@adamarks​ @simonsnowsfreckles​ @motherscarf​ @bazpitchshairychest​ @theflyingpeach​ this one’s for you (sorry if it’s been done before)

[simpardluvr1]

B R O

[adamarks]

@simonsnowsfreckles @bazpitchshairychest @motherscarf

[foolofabookwyrm-deactivated2022]

Simon *bad at flirting*: I really like your name

Shepard *equally bad at flirting*: Thanks I got it for my birthday

[motherscarf]

👑 SIMPHEAD ALERT!!!! 👑

I WROTE A SIMPARD FANTASY AU!!!!!!!!!!!

👑 NEW SIMPARD FIC HERE!!!!!👑

I HOPE U LIKE IT

[foolofabookwyrm-deactivated2022]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@theflyingpeach @adamarks A gift for you both. I hope you enjoy a trip to Mystery Manor Omaha. 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Shepard & Simon Snow Characters: Simon Snow, Shepard (Simon Snow) Additional Tags: simpard, Haunted Houses, bros at a haunted house, mystery manor omaha, Halloween, dragon boy, shepard is a wizard, True Love, simon has magic!, Shepard loves Simon Snow, Simon Snow loves Shepard, Bromance, Epic Bromance, Bromance to Romance Summary:

Halloween has always been Shepard’s favorite holiday. A perfect excuse to dress like any creature you want, talk to perfect strangers, and get bags of free candy in exchange for not vandalizing the neighborhood. For the first time in their relationship, he finally talked Simon into going back to America just so he could share the glory of Mystery Manor in Omaha.

“My dude, you’ve really never been to a haunted house?” he was so excited to take his main bro out for his first Halloween experience. Haunted houses, dressing up, trick-or-treating, the whole package deal.

[theflyingpeach-deactivated20211]

Simpard lives in my heart, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to share my loves with the world. Should I publish my Simpard fic on AO3??

UM YES??????? YES YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!! IM RIGHT HERE TO SUPPORT U AND CHEERLEAD THE WHOLE WAY. GIVE US THAT DELICIOUS SIMPARD CONTENT😤✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

[etirabys]

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

[bioluminescent-fungus]

so i asked my mom’s boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable

[kamaboko-ken]

[ijustdontknowsometimes]

Hey bro…we gotta survive thia blizzard bro. I know its weird but we gotta cuddle bro…bro please we gotta survive….lemme cuddle you bro please

[simpard4evr]

draw me like one of your exes

👨‍🎨✏️🕹😭

Hello! Yet another simpard fic from yours truly!! 💜💜💖 this is dedicated to @nightimedreamersworld for reminding me that snowbaz is LAME!

Summary: It’s hard, sometimes, to get over a past love. Luckily Simon has Shepard.

Read it here on ao3 💚

[monsterslm]

keep this between us but bro ur lookin hot tonight

[simpardluvr1]

The simp never stops

@simpard4evr