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Lauren | Milwaukee | Spread Love

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[silverhawk]

i feel so dumb when i get done watching a movie and am like “hm ! i had lots of fun watching that ! i liked it!!” and then curiously check the ratings of the movie i just watched and the reviews are all like “abomination of a movie. horrible mess. worst thing i have EVER seen. spits on the face of ALL cinema.”

[shrivelednips]

when your text post doesn’t get any notes

[simplesongs]

"What was your childhood like? me:

[nessa007]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom

[peerieweirdo]

at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends

[gnarlygnat]

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

[amateur]

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[thebootydiaries]

Your vicious, violent, vulgar evisceration of the modern English language in an attempt to cause vexation in those whose eloquently stated opinions differ from yours is a despicable sight. Sorry, I'll dumb that down for you: ur a maroon nd the ppl who find u funnie r stoopid

how much time do u think this person spent on thesaurus.com just to send me this message

[addelburgh]

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[frogmp3]

british people: fouking right innit

me sobbing: what are you saying i’m so scared

[memewhore]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[oswednesday]

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

[conksucker-deactivated20120621]

when

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck